CHALLENGER'S RAP

• It's october so perhaps I'll turn a leaf over
• Kurt Koben now is about as lucky as a one leaf clover
• I'll run you over like your losing streak, fuckin' bulldozer
• All your rhymes and lines are to me simply dozers
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• Now what am I to do with this one-time poser
• One week winning, the next week 0% is gettin' closer
• In a concert, Kurt here would be the man before the closer
• But now listen to a perfected rap composer
• Whom will make you lose your composure
• Get on my shoulders, I'll carry you, give you exposure
• Gettin' up on top me, I'll be the bishop for your surmounted crozier
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• When it comes to you, rhymes be loo' the opposite of cynosure
• I'll put you back in your place, create an enclosure
• Was gonna end your career, before I realized..there's nothing to be over
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• Beat you into submission with my vision, call me Daredevil
• Movin' faster, creating fissions on this mission like a dare-devil
• Fist to fist, piss-poor miss-more not on your level.
• Rip that piece of metal of a medal of your throat
• You ain't got the mettle to hit this battles pedal I can hear you croak
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• Hit hard you're looking drunk, I didn't add a hemiacetal, gurgling in a choke
• Before the lines settle, calming down the kettle, dealt with an average bloke
• Run back home, a nonmetal and I've added acetal, explain to your folks
• Under my foot, crawling home how you've hit broke
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• But that's not enough, I ain't said it all
• Time to get rough, tough, under the Sire an empire falls
• I'll ruin you like your name was Darth Maul
• Things are looking stark, doll
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• Eyesight getting dark in the brawl
• As your eyelids blink, the air simply calls
• To you through your view.
• When you meet God. Tell him Dan sent you
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• A trial through a different venue
• Never travel down my avenue
• Because I'll devour you on my menu
• A sacrifice like a tenue
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• I'd continue
• But your contribution
• Has caused my revolution
• To exterminate this early creation of population
• So I captured him and ate him alive, no bigger than a piece of sushi.
• So the next time you have no clue who will move you step aside
• Or the next rhyme you will have to tune through an abide
• Come back when you're better and Dan will destroy you a second time.