Battles KurtKoben vs Kr0mAz0nE
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 2 2018, Battle on October 16 2018, and Battle on September 21 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- as my penis arise like a phoenix out of fire
- fresh attire yet not yet retired I don't get tired
- deny the vile alignment of rhymes
- to fuck with yo mind with style refined
- fuck a contract ill sign my own autograph
- like I signed over my soul to my self
- nasty as me even the lucifer left
- when he got swept under my belt
- what he felt its irrelevant, as I am a gent
- havin u bent on my rape bench
- I cringe by the tought of that new invention
- produced by KurtKoben and DeadOnEntry
- im about to pillage in yo pantry
- its so devilliciousm yeah that leprechaun in me is so viciously crazy
- call it delicious,i crack that corn from yo asshole like biscuits
- the final product how can I not release this, its the jiiz
- me and the fam havin a piss, satans ass on my fist
- clitoris bitches wont be able to fathom this
- recognize in a bliss as u get yo ass rinsed
- with that common sense and cum incense
- as u lynched and startin to stench
- after a imitation of a grinch with a wrench
- I see u getting kinda drenched
- let me get changed, u better keep them butt cheeks clenched
- as leprechaun emerges with the surge to suddenly merge
- emergency emergency, satans getting kinda stingy
- than I usually think, so I go another inch
- only he saw that side of me, multi talented like da-vinci
- rinse and repeat the insanity
- as me and deadonentry belch and grin
- throw the leftover in the trash bin
- after I jazzed on all the damn facts
- what u don't realize is what I prepared for your demise
- lies in what u been wondering on what life is
- bitch in wonderfull tight dress
- crack whore in dirty holed vest
- is more what it really is,
- rip off at best , I want to plunder yo ass
- insanity more than vast
- imagined from childhood but erected at last
- drafted from past, lester the magister
- leavin them pussy lips messed up
- before I jazzed of I molest u of course
- cuz u my love, discover u will if u take the tape off
- I take the time off so u can stay on the sofa
- as I soap up soap up cleaning off the stench of oprah
- I wasn't sober than but now its diddely over
- guess what the tought is
- more revolting, gags and balls staright outta Baltic
- u probably recalled that it did taste salty
- that time I sauced off like nick Nolte
- nothin can hold me I am the fuckin Baltic
- insulting that u think u can fuck with me, my courtesy
- my currency is jizz on flags, gag some crack
- crack some cracks as I wreck em and than some
- just u wait till I get gist of the rum,, yum yum
- the pirate in me go dumb on u son
- leprechaun in me like a contagion, run run u better run
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So you got me in the first one,
- even though it WAS SO-LAME
- You couldn't read the "writting"on the wall,
- That said, it was "written" VERSES ON-LY
- You must be strung out like a junkie,
- Which one is it, tar or is it CO-CAIN
- Watch me steal your fans,
- because your still DISHONORABLY
- DISHONORIN a legend... "MR. KURT CO-BAIN"
- Gotta hand it to em,
- give em some props,
- MAN..
- Sticking with you this long
- By now I thought they'd a RAN
- DAMN..
- case your to high to notice FAM,
- I'm talking about your FANS
- Promise I won't let Y'ALL DOWN
- Like this SMALL CLOWN,
- go on, ditch this HERE JOKE
- imma show you THERES HOPE,
- KURT PLZ PUT DOWN THE DOPE
- A real artist is here for y'all to INVEST
- I don't front like im the BEST -
- Putting faith in you,
- they gon keep on hoping for the BEST -
- Your such a fuckin MESS
- do everybody a big favor do a thick shot of "H", YESS.
- Put your untalented soul to REST.
- look at YOU, it's sinkin in ain't it,
- What?
- IMPENDING DOOM
- your so PITYFULL,
- YET I still can't PITY YOU
- about as worthless as COURTNEY,
- milking that name you dont deserve,
- BITCH YOUR CORNY,
- worse then THAT I had to stop your RAP,
- half way through the TRACK
- IM SORRY,
- it was PURPOSLESS N BORING
- fuck it, my advise,
- quite TAKIN names of DEAD LEGENDS
- Your DEFICATIN on those NAMES N DISRESPECTIN
- That's NOT OK, it's fuckin GAY
- did you LEARN YOUR LESSON?
- you ready to END IT N ALL,
- here's a shot gun,
- wanna blow your brains ALL OVER THE WALL?
- Go out like a legend, that's being COMMITTED TO FALL
- Shock the wold with AWE
- in a suicide SO RAW
- I leave that up to you,
- that's my OPINION...
- ITS YOUR CALL