Battles  Maverick vs WrittenGod

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • His shots are more empty than Machine Gun Kelly's Draco, this teen punk's edgy demeanor says he he's an elite OG...but LMAO
  • You can try putting your money where your mouth is but not even Angelic payrolls could help reveal that wealthy cake-hole
  • Bitch I'm on a roll like Shakira's belly, your fuckin' bars are more filtered than ya teal green selfie
  • And I ain't here to steal ya self-proclaimed throne, I'm already kinging with the pen see - it's no longer an ego when it's made known.
  • High-class? Nothing. You's the whitemanTondux, your hype-man's bluffin'
  • 'Cause if you see the belt that Hank holds thinkin' you're gonna take it, then you have a real unhealthy brain bro...
  • Your alias ain't within range of an actual spitter, me? I have a lyrically iller history while the only thing underneath your belt is waist bone
  • Any topic, theme, style, material - our discographies are not near, not even approximately
  • Dedicated with the hardest archives. You're not a God, you're my martyred archetype
  • I'm the Bragi incarnate aren't I? Thoth is my dark side, artist with a sharp mind 'cause my Narcissus garland's barbwire
  • You can harness some hard lines but I'd still argue they aren't tight
  • Treat this like a martial arts fight, when you slip a disc I doubt it's a Marley Marl vinyl
  • A bar for bar try-hard, it's NEITHER HERE NOR THERE but neither is your heart for Pharcyde
  • Every battle you disregard Marv Won, 'cause like this punchline with this rhyme scheme there's no R in homicide
  • The Holy Grail of linguists. You brought only failed predictions, I flocked corriedales in this
  • Mutilator, who's Omega, you're finally ready for smoke 2 months later? Put blind mode on but I don't read Braille, what is this?
  • Only way you'll win thi- Nah you're getting chokeslammed thru a folding table, nibba
  • This is meshing logomancy with theomania - Gawdspeed, I'm athiest.
  • It's obvious I'm more of a challenge than it is to get a gothic chick baptized, or skimmers when they're spotting my slant rhymes
  • Hurting my feelings is like throwing Molotovs in a campfire
  • I'll punch you in the throat so hard you'll vomit your sausage from last July like it respawned out of lag time
  • Avant Garde! Read that again knowing I talk like a vampire, "I vant God"
  • Not a tagline. My elements are earth-wind-fire, start applying work for hire at the nearest Perkins diner
  • Because guess what motherfucker? You WERE a "writer"
  • And after this you'll be so backwards like that's exactly how you misspelled the word "retire."

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I don’t have as much sex as you do, cause my standards are high over, yours are a size lower.
  • I’m waiting for a sapiosexual so I can mind-blow her
  • You’d give it to the first chick that shows you tits and blows you, clit wide open
  • No room left for it to expand,
  • It’s all-giving, it’s Pandora
  • My cock-blocks give her more of a kick than your dick can, but I don’t want to resort to dick-span and get panned for it
  • The verse I have waiting for PP will make you piss yourself and then seep in it
  • Are you sure battling is for you? Cause I saw you lost trying to diss yourself and deleted it
  • Immediate, I guess even it was too intermediate for your withered, fleeting wit
  • You’d squander your own hype off of some speed you did
  • So if I’m ever in need of a buzzkill, I’ll put your CD in
  • I put a bitch off like a sick dog, or saying I got a “big cock” in the workplace
  • I’d rather make a pit stop and jerk straight on "what’s her face"
  • I’d rather reverse age to when I got licked off in the first grade by a nurse, raped
  • Piss off every girl praying for the curse placed since her birth day to be erased
  • I’d do all of that shit ‘fore I brawl with Maverick and here’s why
  • I conquered God and asked him to swallow acid, “Make those tears dry”
  • To cause me panic you’d have to out-jog a panther, win a box with cancer, stalk my family, off a planet,
  • Even then, I can pop a xanax and feel fine knowing you can never top my standards, off a xan or a clear mind
  • You couldn’t be problematic to mere flies
  • Not a lot to come back with, your fear’s high
  • What? Call me faggot? “I’m queer, guys!”
  • I only responded back just to kill time, one up what you can hypothetically do
  • I could edit the rules to say “Brags only” for an easy win, cause I make you sound better than you when I mention how pathetic’s every sentence you spew
  • If you got no regrets, light the end of my fuse

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