Battles SarkastikAssassin vs callumkeplane
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Quick someone call a surgeon, we need one urgently
- I will play one of the nurses it's you versus me
- I'm murdering the words in your verse personally
- I like the motherfuckers that rhyme with certainty
- I pity that you want to
- I'm about to dip you like you fondue
- So many people use you like ubuntu
- Got a quizzical look on your face like you confused
- Read a physical book, turn the page, get off of your phone
- This is the digital age, you're in a hospital zone
- You're in a critical state, Doc's got little optimal tones
- Channel your internal rage, cause I've lost any hope
- I'm just trying to save whatever's left of you
- But now you're dying in the grave, and that's the death of you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Quick like a candle stick burning out
- Smoke a doubt and get high from a good blunt
- Die and come back to haunt
- I might just call a homie, put him on speakerphone
- while eating a shit covered Ice Cream cone, what's up
- I might just reenact 2 girls, 1 cup
- I'm jokin', that's too disgusting so I'll leave that shit
- I might just dance til my leg snaps
- Back cramps and my stomach aches from too many cakes