Battles RahhB vs RandomSpitter
RULES
Anything goes, even low blows, hoes. Don’t hold back. This is stupid
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ima start this thing off with nothing substantial
- And if you’re reading this you should be thankful
- You compared to me? You couldn’t hold a candle
- So sit back and enjoy while I fly off the handle
- I’m fuckin stressed to the max
- Ready to kill somebodies ass
- Robin In the Hood snatchin up that tax
- Leaving body bags full in my path
- I’ll pull an Amy Fisher and leave you for dead
- After I knock on your door and put some lead in your head
- And when Joey gets home, I’ll ButtiFuckYou with your ass cheeks spread
- All I ever seem to see anymore is red
- I’m pissed at my life
- I’m pissed at this knife
- I’ll piss on your wife
- And send her to the afterlife
- I’ll cut your dogs head off
- I’ll rape your cat
- I’ll feed my own dick to your fish
- Cause I’m crazy like that
- I’ll burn down your house
- And let you sleep on my couch
- Shove a fat mouse
- In your pussy pouch
- Nothing makes sense
- My rhymes are intense
- Fire at the circus
- Also in tents
- This rap is claustrophobic
- I make your head spin so fast you need Mobic
- I’m saying the first thing I think of
- And not holding back cuz
- Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed
- Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to stick my dick in this toy
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Say you stressed, man you couldn't even compare to my level of stress
- Stomach a mess, probably think you the best in the game huh?
- Get that out ya' brain now, lyrically insane I am, came to aim
- Hit anybody I can, call me a psychopath, severely of course
- Steering off course a little bit, why the heck do you have such terrible lyrics
- Looking like you couldn't even spit a limerick in a way that could hurt
- You a skrub, probably scrubbing peoples rugs for a buck, rapping tough
- I ain't sayin' I'm better but I will say this, you need to stop rapping quick
- I boutta leave you with a lisp, baby lips, you gonna be speechless
- Facing the facts, you couldn't and wouldn't even try to comeback, I spit fast
- Came up with this on the fly, I joined today, already got my eyes on the prize
- Moneymaker am I, lyrically can't deny, I murder emcees with eyes closed
- Didn't give this rap a thought, I think you hook up with THOTs though
- Mentioned in the rules, man you must really have it out for yourself
- I ain't got much wealth, moneys scarce, call it winter, maybe that's why
- I'm so mother cold, wishing I had a hand to hold, ain't got one
- Even at my own home, so I became depressed, lyrically I'll tear you to bits
- Cause I've been through worse than words, you couldn't express my levels
- Self doubted so bad, even the critics couldn't shit on this worse than I did
- Call me a cynic, I see the things the way they are, murdered a beat in the car
- Came back, I'm the best feeling like I own the rest without a mic, going solo
- Spit steady, you should've came ready to witness the greatness
- Call me a painter, this is art, slathering the canvas
- Flow so thick, it won't spread, I hit it, head butt, bringing upper cuts to myself
- There I go, spitting fast, making sense, not at all, still sounds good I thought
- Then again that was when I had about enough of myself
- (This was random, just joined, figured hey, battles sound cool, sorry if it is offensive,
- minor cursing)