Battles youngkillah vs KurtKoben
RULES
Do whatever the fuck you feel, just don't record. we'll save that for next time bitch
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KurtKoben won this battle!
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Battle on September 10 2018
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm not usually the bitter type
- Don't diss as much as I used to
- I mean, look at my following
- clearly I don't get too many people hyped (Can't even record my shit)
- maybe I lost that spark
- but who the fuck writes a song about vaseline, question mark?
- fuckin' retard
- I've never ended someones career
- fuck it, I'll admit it
- go to the fridge and grab me a beer
- pop the top
- 'cause I'm about to end this faggot's career
- Call it what you will
- just listen, I ain't dissin' because he's queer
- but fuck it
- fuck you mean, your sweet sixteen was you and your Vaseline?
- you clearly on some syrup and lean
- lets clear things up
- you spelled dyke wrong
- talkin' about "don't tramp on me"
- bitch stay the fuck off of your trampoline
- your heads fucked up
- and I got nothin' to lose
- but, how you gonna say you have a "monster"
- when you're wearin' them little ass shoes
- maybe we should just ask Rosalinda
- you may be surprised at how many dicks she's had in her
- mine included
- plus hundreds of men
- a couple of bitches (you)
- and your best friend
- lets rewind back
- who you hittin' from behind?
- who the fuck is "Ursel"
- fuckin bitch
- studderin' your lines
- word from the wise
- you don't have to rhyme 57 words all in the same line
- oh, but you really "believe in ursel"?
- with them metaphorical suicidal thoughts in your mind?
- then again that's just me metaphorically speakin'
- here's some words of advice
- go take some valium, and sit alone and cry
- write a little note, tellin' everyone why
- but don't kill yourself
- leave that to Cobaine
- Create your own style
- quit tryin' to steal his name
DEFENDER'S RAP
- all my life i wanted to be someone important
- 30 yrs old and all i do is waiting for that something
- got a stupid surprise when i got that letter with a warrant
- i had plans to masturbate the whole morning
- with no warning i hear knockin, must be jehovas or somethin
- as i answer the door with hard dick soarin, i never felt so corny
- some ugly ass representant killed off instantly my horny
- i was ready to bust, to brush off the rust
- and beat my shit untill i self combust
- but that aint no porno movie, dudes in shorts dont move me
- so i hit up my roomie and leech off a roofie
- ill be needing shit like that as i began to feel gloomy
- after five o clock i had 5 with 5 beers than i felt alive
- maan i could fuck anything as soon as it would arrive
- got me even thinkin bout them 75 virgins. what is this?
- shiiit im like a breathing inseminator leavin chance for later
- give me that fuckin predator ill play the creditor
- fuck yo front door with my dick cuz im here for some more
- whatever got holes ill invade a la gallore
- keep me out? u gonna need a hardcore inhibitor
- ill fuck on accord for all ive stored for when im bored
- alliance or hoard im on every message board
- jizz on arrival virus all installed
- i came as called and got the whole system sold
- everybody duckin or wallin but no worries
- im used to stallin but not alike stalin
- darling? yo tanks aint enough for this starvinmarvin
- yo whole party goes down from my aoe
- my overpowered larvae u cant stun mei
- even the survey will get a piece of mey
- in the starting area i prey on any lvl grey
- i see u run lvl 1 but u cant outrun the jhon
- fuck that boss dragon he soaked up the sauce like a bun
- guess he wasnt all that for a vet with a pve set
- penis versus envoirment, fuck ramen
- after im done with farming yall be starvin for parchment
- cuz everythin gonna be dead or dent
- the scent of my seaman finisher through every vent
- every female player disconnected front over bent
- whats that? 50 gold u once lent?
- fend for yo ass man or ull be another accident
- who said i wasnt a gent? ill let u all repent
- by paying rent in my brothell for battleground sent
- sayin shit u havent meant? dont let me start to enchant
- whole population turned to nuns, once were grunts
- now a bunch of cants, just the local wildlife remained
- but thats just content for the endgame
- world of warcrafts walk of shame with strategy explained
- The wrath of the Jizz king on all four
- and the battle for cumeroth everyone have been waitin for
- with a new class in store the mighty whorelock