Battles DeadOnEntry vs KurtKoben
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
DeadOnEntry won this battle!
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- straight out of lotion
- mom go get me another potion
- so i continue my motion
- rubbing it up and down
- swinging it round and round
- my hands are all hard and fury
- starting to feel like a fuckin furby
- dont worry vaseline is sponsoring me
- when i watch porn i put it on my loudspeaker
- gag up my neighbour fucking whore always begging for more
- your moms balls to my face
- ya dads ass in place
- got him face down
- got him squeaking like bozo the clown
- take him pound for pound
- dont mess around suck a dick bite off ya clit
- get out my whip handle my shit
- rub it in ya face
- got the taste for corn and feces
- put it on peanutbutter jelly sandwiches
- when i get bored fuck my own armpit
- famous like bradd pit doe my name is mann clitt
- so tiny u can hardly see it
- do da hump a hump take a swing at it
- suck my man tits
DEFENDER'S RAP
- now and than i still feel like a robot
- what is real i really know not
- i just cant untie this seamans knob
- why cant i just livemy life with ease
- pieace by piece it creeps like a disease
- i cant resist doin everything the least
- so as cortisol levels increase
- and stress inside me releases
- i decrease my braincell activity
- cause i know most of em r deceased
- in a couple of weeks ill start to reek
- human pokin stick at fecees
- on my knees but finally free
- intelligent spieces? i disagree
- a wild animal just tryin to be free
- i see now how them pills do with me as they please
- how i became like this
- becaause tommorow feels perilous
- and i cant find my cause
- whatever it was if ever is lost
- i need jesus now but i feel its forced
- maybe psychiatrists or life behind bars
- that i dont care about what the cost is
- because i cant recall at all what i missed
- i be that weirdo, angry and shakin my fist
- maybe cause im pissed or tired at least
- on my knees i demand answers please
- on my knees? bitch please.
- on my knees? mustve missed the gist
- must be some kind of a disease
- or maybe i really do need me some jesus
- where was he when i got curious
- bout the secrets of the pussyies
- nobody to ask but my moms or older sis
- respectively i grabbed em both by the clitoris
- that kick to the dick made me forget how to piss
- who fault was this? huh? jesus? hillarious
- all i want is a piece of japaneese, please
- as long as she asian i dont care who she is
- everytime i rhyme i end up displeased
- most of the time is about the jizz
- an how i deliver massive quantities
- why not trees or bees or at least titties
- i get no ass so i might as welltry my luck as a nudist
- tried slowly from the bushes
- but as soon as they drop the panties
- the gorilla dissappears in the mist
- except fat legs neck chest and wrists
- they aint really nude, i guess i get the gist
- that life didnt provide me a miss?
- must be a part of my childhood i missed
- in stead of romance i learned how to sit n piss
- i dream about that first kiss
- so wet so my jizz releases
- woke up to a noise as if someone sneezed
- dissapointed cause it was me that hissed
- wtf is this? i demand a succubus
- hopin for a demon to pity share a bit of ass
- still n luck so i jizz off and let it pass
- pass off to the past
- but if i meet her at last
- im gonna implde and blast
- inside that demonic ass
- i blast so fast ill fuck her to put her to rest