DEFENDER'S RAP

• Rappin in the cyberspace, I'm original, your raps are older than Myspace and ten times more fictional
• Twice the savage, not a fucking troll, ya stuck under the bridge with half the package and rhymes twice as dull
• I'm uppity, upchucking fucking the illest lyrics suddenly
• But luckily you ain't the target just a fucking fugly duckling harlot hangin at the bar wit ya nasty armpits
• Tryna start shit, binge drinking trying not to barf it, syringe sticking me thinking ya gotta lotta counterfeit shit to submit
• Limp dick tryin not to trip walking and rocking my pimp stick,
• It's dark n' im writin barkin like I'm fightin for Mike Vick as my #1 critic