Battles Slim_Jim vs Xerxes-the-BFG
RULES
No dissing opponent just commedy
Max of 16 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Im $lim jim on a mission, as the incredible rookie
- listen ya bitches, have a edible pussy
- a nymphos is yo girlfriend, ya cant stop the hoe
- in limos its yo worlds end, she drops her clothes
- ya bitch is a dog, i give her a bone
- when you away, i slip in yer home
- stay the day blaze a j, sippin patron
- shouldnt have left her alone, she gets on the phone
- says i got me a poppy, hes makin me moan
- hell make it famous ill give head, in 2 ways hes blown
- he made me his own, his dick is bigger
- yours is short its an inch, a little figure
- his dick is big, as a ruler
- i give him more brain, than the worlds smartest computer
- you need to be neutered, see thee sexual tutor
- youll never find a dime, your best bet is hooters
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So I see you want no dissing, you are looking for just "comedy"
- So I'll keep on pissing out the dissing ; incorrigibly.
- Copy me, if you please - it really doesn't bother me,
- As long as all these oddities are filled with some real quality.
- So lemme see, what I can add - but don't expect full honesty!
- I might beat my meat, while you sleep beneath, eject about (hmm) 10cc?
- But let me set your mind at ease, before you sleep too deep this eve.
- Though I'm a creep, I do admit, and though I eat other peoples shit,
- and squeeze upon all fat men's tits, as yet, no key am I equipped with.
- So for now, there is no risk, you're safe from my dirty business
- My rhyming style is illicit, as you can all bear witness
- I like to flip scripts and spit quips, try to spit quick, but I miss bits,
- Cos the scripts slip, and my tongue twists, keep wondering where all my wit is...
- Contest, the conquest,if you dare - but best be aware, I don't play fair
- I'll caress your chest - fingers like air, whilst playing roulette with your pubic hair.