DEFENDER'S RAP

• Floppy disks? Man those things are in the past
• Taking risks like I'm an iPhone but I'm not havin a blast
• This has to be the epiphany of Xbox One
• If you're having fun you have to have one
• I'm rippin and zippin and compressing these files
• I'm savin and storin your save game tiles
• Tiling everything like you were building a new home style
• Simulating games in your myGM on NBA 2k
• You might do that if you're not too great
• But I play for keeps, mind you, I'm a beast at Titanfall
• and if you fall to me, better stay small
• cause you'll never climb the ladder
• I'm so much hardcore and badder
• than all of you jokers in the new Batman game
• To all of you I might sound the same
• But I am revolutionary, I play by the rules
• Winning this like horror game scary, I'll make you drool