Battles Dagger vs Web_Alternate
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Death Battle, vote for your favorite Fighter
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Dagger won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 22 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey Webs, this ass whopping has been a long time coming
- So try and rhyme something, which rhyme and defines nothing
- Keep bluffing, your nuts to try and cut a sister
- Looking at hoes on porn sites to try and bust a trigger
- I'd say F you, I Web Slinger In these a middle fingers
- Shit, my middle fingers Inches bigger than ya middle weiner
- You think your super strong In the gym lifting 50 tons?
- I'll add 5 times the weight on the bar lifting 250 son
- These bars are lethal I knocked out about 60 drunks
- But for you Webs, I'll detach yours balls and do a shitty dunk
- Always battling the same jerk off's, with lame verse songs
- Who sit at home do nothing eat Apple Jacks and Jerk Off
- Battle me, In the ring, lets dance, your graced with light feet
- Twinkle Toes, but don't you dare take me lightly
- Now It's time to go In straight for the kill
- I will poison your drink with blood gore In fill
- Then tangle and strangle you with your own freaking webs
- Then suffocate you to death straight to your freaking head
- Till I freaking behead your head like a guillotine
- With blades to slay to your dismay a death byzantine
- Mortal Kombat up In this bitch face reality
- I'm the goddamn Scorpion causing great FATALITIES!
- Arianna, but some people call me Ariel
- Poor guy, I'd kiss him, but I rather give him a burial
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Really,) you'd kiss me? I know I'm cute and cuddly
- Like a teddy bear, but like a brute and ugly
- I'm ready to hit you with the bad the bloody
- The bad the ugly, till the ending Is sad and touchy
- Till you hit collapse on the ground flat and muddy
- Try and relax your too tense honey, with the ax and bunny
- I'm here acting funny, harassing dummies
- Body bagging dummies, ready to trash It's punchy
- Take a lesson from me, I can think like a rhyme
- It only cost 10 cents, but you look like a dime
- Domestic Violence, only looks like a crime
- When I do It, when you do It looks like a trying
- A try hard, die hard, trying to act tough
- With something to prove yet never rising to match up
- So quit trying to act buff, before you get smacked yup
- Laying the smackdown on you, like The Rock says that's sup
- Miss candy ass, get It? candy Is hard
- Mocking me when my handy dandy Is hard, and she Is sharp
- And she Is dark, with deadliest darts. and she Is smart?
- Yeah right, not the brightest bulb, I can't see It's spark
- I can dodge every blow and hit you submit
- With Spider Sense, no threat, so quit, and start blow jobbing a dick
- (Spider man VS Wonder Woman) this 1 bitch upper
- Cutter to the moon, (OUCH!) DAMN! she was a 1 hit Wonder