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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • ILL MINDED, YEAH, ILL MINDED
  • WHILE HER SONS ARE AT SCHOOL,
  • SHES ACTING A FOOL, WASTING MONEY AT THE SHOP,
  • NOW WATCH IT BELLIFLOP. SHE SOLD THE TV,
  • AND LOST 50 FROM NEW. BUT SHE GOT 20 NOW THATS
  • ALL THAT MATTERS TILL THE MORNING WHEN SHE
  • FINALLY WAKES UP AND SHE LIKE WHERE'S THE TV
  • OH I SOLD IT FOR 20 BUT AT LEAST I CAN BUY THESE
  • FIVE BOTTLES OF LAMBRINI, SHE STARTS WALKING
  • BACK FROM THE SHOP TILL
  • SHE FINALLY GETS HOME AND OPENS THE BOTTLES
  • SOON AS SHE GETS TO THE DOOR, DRINKING
  • LAMBRINI WHILE SHE SITS ON THE FLOOR.
  • I THINK SHE KNOW HOW HER SONS FEEL,
  • BUT SHE DONT CARE CAUSE HER HEARTS
  • MADE OF STEEL. SHE THINKING I WANT THAT,
  • SHE TAKE A SIP FROM HER GLASS,
  • SHE TURNS THE MUSIC UP AND FALLS FLAT ON HER
  • ARSE.
  • SHE NEEDED MONEY FOR GAS,
  • SHE NEEDED GAS FOR THE HOUSE,
  • SHE NEEDED EGGS AND SOME DILL,
  • SHE NEEDED CHEESE AMD SOME MILK,
  • BUT NO SHE BOUGHT LAMBRINI FOR REAL
  • SO I TOLD YOU THE ONCE NOW IM TELLING YOU TWICE
  • TAKE MY TOUGH ADVICE
  • TURN AROUND AND WATCH US LEAVE
  • IF YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • now i was never considered a maniac before i tried crack
  • and now i'm in Iraq for drunkenly signing up cause fuck
  • Trump, i got punched in the gut for trying to appease a White cracker
  • and suck, bend down in the shower and got fucked, yeah i was the fucker
  • in a rut, but guess what, Sphincter like a tonka truck
  • sucker slipped inside and he got blue balls
  • and held on all day long
  • finally, in a panic, he ripped it off trying to use butter to
  • wrench it free
  • but it wasn't me, i had a little green helper
  • inside me
  • hulked out while he was latched on
  • Black man did scream as i milked him clean
  • attached by the nuts, screaming like a slut but
  • scared, the look in his eyes said "i give up"
  • the shaking could be heard through the walls
  • and he was left, dazed and sprawled on the floor
  • balls gone, snapped off like Gold Grills on the jaw
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  • a gang bang the next day ended with 4 men stuck in place
  • and me getting angrier, faces changed to horror, as my dick grew bigger
  • and my balls got harder, the hulk burst out and shoved them in my ass
  • they suffocated en masse, too bad
  • i had a hard time walking with this bulge in my crack
  • i knew i had to do it
  • cue 4 niggas turned into sewage
  • the warden tried to fight me
  • i knocked him out and ate him rectally
  • broke out of prison
  • the Ass eater is free
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