DEFENDER'S RAP

• This’ll be easier than shootin’ fish in a barrel
• Holy mackerel your shit is terrible
• You should probably listen to this parable
• Parabolic so you don’t miss a syllable
• Don’t act you know you’re not children grown
• Still invisible to all those little hoes
• Think you’re slick but they just see a criminal
• Stalking them walking home while talking on a walkie talkie to your doggy
• Hearing barking that’s balking your schemes to party with Darcy who knows you hardly
• Park your harking she knows you’re a mark see you still ride in a car seat with your mommy