Battles   vs Dope_Doc

RULES

Make the stupidest, yet funniest diss.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Dope_Doc won this battle!

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Battle on February 27 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Ok, here we go...
  • Only got one rep
  • But I still stepped
  • That's why people fear
  • My Dr. Pep
  • Soon enough, I heard a knock
  • It was, wait what? Dope_Doc?
  • "Please help me, I ate too much beef
  • I think I'm about to break my teeth!"
  • Ironic how Dope Doc became a patient
  • Anyways, I got a room that was vacant
  • It looked like he got some cavities
  • Beef dropped right on it by gravity
  • Why is your mouth disfigured, I need an answer
  • "Fine dude, I actually have mouth cancer!"
  • I found that it wasn't from Tobacco
  • No wonder when he blow, his teeth crack slow
  • As Doc layed, so afraid
  • Of how little he was paid in the past decade
  • He showed me some guy's torn liver
  • As he did, I started to quiver
  • I saw all the little itty cuts
  • Is it me or is he nuts?
  • Was this guy being hunted?
  • I looked, he was one the FBI's most wanted
  • Doc grabed a knife, I snatched the AK
  • Then he figured, it was a cliché
  • Then he grabbed my burrito, shoved a suit
  • Into it's tortilla, argued like there was a dispute
  • I think he was really insane
  • Kicked him away, away to Maine
  • (Wow, so dumb)
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Fuck this faggot the blunt I'll pass it, drag his ass back to saint lappets 'n his flesh is eaten by maggots.
  • I'm so sick wit' it, Implanted titts are realer than this bitch who takes in' six dicks up his clit.
  • Weed stinking up more than a skunk, I pack five guns in a trunk this emcee's career is debunked 'n sunked.
  • One punch across the tonsils, fuckin models pussy deep like a lake full of monsta's.
  • Trajectory's equipped as if it had nectary, battling a Sycophant in a battle rap cemetery.
  • Malaise in the realm of fusilladed phases, I'm portrayed as' the cutter of genital ablazed dispraises.
  • Metaphors nouns verbs herbs in sherms, sacrificed lords it's the return of turnt bordeax semi-automatics in turn for nerds.
  • Chat henry james to pick up your remains, drop eight means in zoned frames with coke on the lane of explosive propane vases.
  • Thumb on the trigger of a licensed uzi, his verse is a scripted movie your chick blew me in the jacuzzi.
  • A dentist rented an infected rent-a-bitch, adrenaline rushing like Benedict the day he became a dick overdosing on zeppelin albums regimens.
  • How nice I got challenged by a dude from a kids website, this shit has a deadline you're a sweet hoe that's passed around like Dwight.
  • DrCooCo or should I say Nurse Doo Doo, I've done this before so you call your robloxians to come rescue you.
  • This dude was high off meth, challenging the best no guess this pest is getting axed to death.
  • Bet this chump had to steal meals beat with a crucible steel, fuck with doc you'll get tossed Pound for pound like a drug deal.

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