Battles vs Dope_Doc
RULES
Make the stupidest, yet funniest diss.
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Dope_Doc won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 27 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ok, here we go...
- Only got one rep
- But I still stepped
- That's why people fear
- My Dr. Pep
- Soon enough, I heard a knock
- It was, wait what? Dope_Doc?
- "Please help me, I ate too much beef
- I think I'm about to break my teeth!"
- Ironic how Dope Doc became a patient
- Anyways, I got a room that was vacant
- It looked like he got some cavities
- Beef dropped right on it by gravity
- Why is your mouth disfigured, I need an answer
- "Fine dude, I actually have mouth cancer!"
- I found that it wasn't from Tobacco
- No wonder when he blow, his teeth crack slow
- As Doc layed, so afraid
- Of how little he was paid in the past decade
- He showed me some guy's torn liver
- As he did, I started to quiver
- I saw all the little itty cuts
- Is it me or is he nuts?
- Was this guy being hunted?
- I looked, he was one the FBI's most wanted
- Doc grabed a knife, I snatched the AK
- Then he figured, it was a cliché
- Then he grabbed my burrito, shoved a suit
- Into it's tortilla, argued like there was a dispute
- I think he was really insane
- Kicked him away, away to Maine
- (Wow, so dumb)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Fuck this faggot the blunt I'll pass it, drag his ass back to saint lappets 'n his flesh is eaten by maggots.
- I'm so sick wit' it, Implanted titts are realer than this bitch who takes in' six dicks up his clit.
- Weed stinking up more than a skunk, I pack five guns in a trunk this emcee's career is debunked 'n sunked.
- One punch across the tonsils, fuckin models pussy deep like a lake full of monsta's.
- Trajectory's equipped as if it had nectary, battling a Sycophant in a battle rap cemetery.
- Malaise in the realm of fusilladed phases, I'm portrayed as' the cutter of genital ablazed dispraises.
- Metaphors nouns verbs herbs in sherms, sacrificed lords it's the return of turnt bordeax semi-automatics in turn for nerds.
- Chat henry james to pick up your remains, drop eight means in zoned frames with coke on the lane of explosive propane vases.
- Thumb on the trigger of a licensed uzi, his verse is a scripted movie your chick blew me in the jacuzzi.
- A dentist rented an infected rent-a-bitch, adrenaline rushing like Benedict the day he became a dick overdosing on zeppelin albums regimens.
- How nice I got challenged by a dude from a kids website, this shit has a deadline you're a sweet hoe that's passed around like Dwight.
- DrCooCo or should I say Nurse Doo Doo, I've done this before so you call your robloxians to come rescue you.
- This dude was high off meth, challenging the best no guess this pest is getting axed to death.
- Bet this chump had to steal meals beat with a crucible steel, fuck with doc you'll get tossed Pound for pound like a drug deal.