Battles JingsNdthings vs
RULES
Recorded Acapella, around 90 seconds.
Max of 64 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I came in a coffin
- Against a fuckboy who’s been cancer that’s a dead man walkin’
- Mother fucker must have holes in his teeth with all of that filler
- Take care of this cavity every paragraph it seems
- He’s an ordinary nigga
- Every other week he’s up on the forum
- Like he skimps out on paying for the internet, then boredom
- Comes through his keyboard once
- He can scrap up a few cents for time warner
- And fuck it with two cents not showin up
- I’m a be intrusive on this faggot’s bolded fronts
- The fuck is this ego
- Last battle a year ago
- You relevant? Fuck no that was a year ago
- Constantly driving to a point with no steering though
- Broke down your bars that was a week ago
- But today I get to fuck him inject venereal
- Yes homo, fuck your career I hope you die on tour
- Realistically speaking of course
- Whether it’s cuz the venues ain’t selling and crowd’s dead
- Or you oversees and you get shot in the head
- Get barred up
- You all hot air get this star fucked
- Name drop every chance you get, you’d let stars fuck
- The more this fuck boy types he gets more repulsive
- Talking up a fake past fed ego over indulgent
- Till my dead one gets fed up with this bull shit
- Cat’s can’t teach dogs how to be men
- So when you pussy fuck boys speak on them
- Topics you’ve got no clue on then
- I disregard not even leaving a comment
- no one’s watching this lewd cunt
- On his computer
- Telling the youthful
- How he’s serving our country with his ruger
- Well bust a prolific and use that shooter
- On yourself but really do it you loser
- Only made that reference/ you degenerate
- Cuz like him/ You’ll be on the board writing a novel about it
- Before doing a damn thing why do you think we’re battling right now bitch
- Sentences run on this faggot gets ran on
- Gets called bitch he reacts that’s pavlov
- Jethro can’t let threads go
- Has to keep typing about how great he is with his dense flow
- Admin locks it up/ make another one, comment after comment
- I’m supposed to be the rambling faggot, you’re the old head
- But Like i said
- I came in a coffin
- With this fuck boy’s body in it and on it
- I left bars all over it
- Fuck all you older heads
- Constantly glorifying the past
- I’m done with this bitch
- Now I’m after the rest of you niggas be dying in mass
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo mama give BJ's off the EnJ out the back of Wendy's
- dirty talking how brown dick taste like PB n' J
- while she treat the skeet left in her teeth like Colgate toothpaste
- and all for free WIC, loose cigarettes, and freebase for keep sake
- Just the worst kind of ugly whore... out here New Jack City fiending
- while she looking like an Orc out of Shadow of Mordor
- ole upside down Aunt Jemima syrup bottle built ass bitch
- and she be spazzing off the rock harder than a GTA vehicle glitch
- But that's enough with all the roasting shit...
- I'mma state some facts than get to the bars
- we got a Rappad Top Contender versus...
- well no one even knows who the fuck you are
- JingsNDThings... man that's the most suspect name I've heard so far
- funny a nigga name Twork battle a fag
- fast forward some months and now look where we are
- even through a screen I'm uncomfortable battling you at all
- got me recording this whole verse with my back against the wall
- But while you was out here cherry picking bars
- I was picking which hoes cherries to pop
- and how the fuck you rap off beat... off beat?!
- it's so pathetic nigga stop
- Cause I could turn your whole clique to vegetables
- nah that's not brutal enough... that'd be leaving off on a high note
- Instead I get all you herbs minced in a mix like Pico De Gallo
- And I ain't for slacking, these clips I'm stacking, who you attacking
- I'll get to clapping, cause I think black first like affirmative action
- and if I catch you in traffic man you'll get X'd inside the whip
- nah you ain't hear me, I run up on him and leave you like X inside the whip
- While you out here talking active, but lines sandbagging
- than claim sand man? Okay whatever helps you sleep at night
- but this battle trash... think broken hourglass
- A waste of fucking time!
- And I feel sorry for your parents kiddo
- complete waste of their 'fucking' time!
- Time...