DEFENDER'S RAP

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• I got that quality comedy they be laughin applaudin me
• all the jokes that im tellin they just be so goddamn clever
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• I got sarcastic, satirical im a lyrical miracle
• im a tyranasaurus tryin masturbate in a forest
• or fuck a paleontologist
• im like slim shady sayin, he love the papparazzi
• i cum on her face, then im yellin Yahtzee,
• im a jew nazi
• my bitch is to nasty, my dick is so fantastic,
• i know you wish you had it, too bad you just a fagget (hah)
• oh damn now look who's laughin, i love grandma's ass clappin
• you know she call me daddy, smother my dick in gravy
• stick it in her biscuits baby, oh shit we made a baby
• i think ill name him cheaze, so there be 2 of me
• ill give him jewelry, so he be cool as me,
• lil cheaze my legacy, leg up like centipedes,
• fresh as some wintergreen, my life's a movie scene,
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• i just do what i please, its that quality- comedy,
• all the bitches they follow me,
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• all the jokes that im sayin, they just think that im playin,
• im a wascally wabbit, this shit is actually magic
• im harry potter, fucking yo bitch w my wand,
• my patron is so strong
• i dont know when i went wrong, probably the day i was born
• came out the womb w a bong, took rip w the doc,
• smoking that good indica, munchies order pizza hut
• fuck this bitch in her butt, i call it a twinkie
• when i give her my seed, all up outa my tree,
• it's already round 3, im having a threesome
• with these here 2 nuns, they keep they outfit on,
• that shit it gets me off, get on yo knees hun,
• fuck her while shes prayin, bitch, call me jesus,
• get her hair real sticky, funny like lil dicky,
• i know that you laughin with me,
• i take my shit off a bridge, its good im not shitting bricks
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