Battles  TrashDog vs Lil_Elmo

RULES

For the dumbass Elmo wannabe, Lil Elmo.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • When I'm done, leave you dirtier than before,
  • Fuck with Trash Dog, get exposed as a bitch ass whore.
  • Fuck you up, leave you in the trash can,
  • While you're in there tell ya mama you were chased HOME by a mad man.
  • Go back to Sesame Street, ya don't belong here in Long Beach,
  • You should have learned how to count before you fucked with the doggy.
  • Sorry, we got off at the wrong start,
  • Bet yo bitch ass couldn't get a job at Walmart.
  • One mag, when I'm done leave you redder than ya were befo'
  • Red stains cover every spot of the flo'.
  • I cold to hear your squeaky ass voice over Kenneth's moaning,
  • While I do rap, he has you locked up in his van for boning.
  • Fuck you 4 year old and that white cracker,
  • For the creation of you, Ima find yo mom and Ima smack her.
  • You can't rap so you act like a fuckin muppet for attention,
  • Nigga shut the fuck up with that bullshit, y'all in detention.
  • You can't take the L, then your preschooler mind will have head pains,
  • Now all that's left of Elmo is some red stains.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Elmo just heard that Trash Dog dissed Elmo!
  • ELMO GOING TO FREAKING GET REVENGE BITCH! ELMO ANGRY!
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  • Hah! Elmo will kill you, kill your friends,
  • Your fake thug life will soon meet an end,
  • Elmo can get cranky at times,
  • Elmo's targets are filled with lead!
  • BOOM! ELMO PULLED OUT HIS GLOCK,
  • ELMO's THE LAST MUPPET THAT YOU WANNA MOCK!
  • Trash Dog that explains a lot of things,
  • You sound like a barking dog from a dump, get out of the ring.
  • Elmo can teach you how to rap in the snap of Elmo's fingers,
  • Elmo's diss can be dodged, but your sadness still lingers,
  • And when it comes down to facts, which Elmo knows a lot,
  • Elmo is a better rapper, and a better singer.
  • Slit your throat, then we'll see who's the red one,
  • Trash Dog really gonna take this blow head on,
  • Elmo doesn't like fake thugs like you,
  • The only good Trash Dog is a dead one.

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