Battles vs Kodiak
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look, This battle for me? was a win from the start,
- I've fathered battle rap, gave it mouth to mouth, it's only right I give
- my son a heart to heart //
- My raps are too clever, plus my style is way better,
- I got tecks for the whole crew, you and you niggas can get the message,
- like a chain letter //
- Let me shed light on the situation, cause I don't throw shade,
- I got two ninas, there ain't been a better duo,
- since Lebron and Dwayne Wade //
- You're just a joker in a deck of cards, up against the ace of spades,
- I'm a jack of all trades, my whole clique? full of barbers,
- we carry clips just to give any nigga-the-fade //
- Yeah, I see another chick or dude w/e tryna rap and kick bars,
- but you're no soccer team, tryna spit philosophy bars just to sound smart,
- when i'm a philosopher like Socrates //
- Kodiak, you're the only person AROUND who likes your bars,
- maybe cause you're the only one in the CUL-DE-SAC,
- thinking this was ya kodak moment, till it showed
- I'm ya opponent, now everybody wondering where Kodi-at. //
- But Listen, you're no struggle I just lift, my rap to you? it's like a gift,
- I'm sorry if this don't workout, but you can't get bent out of shape
- if you're already un-fit //
- Picaso with the flow Im painting pictures, you animated, no GIF
- It's a cold world and you on thin ice, Since you aint even half as nice,
- you probably gon slip.
- Your last battle rules was to out-rhyme you,
- I did that, plus I out-shined you //
- I brought a body bag for Kodiak, But I need a nurse
- cause im the sickest nigga here, with the swine flu //
- I'm whatever you think you are plus 100, wait, multiply that x2
- Im a new addition, a Whiz at math don't make me subtract and nigga
- that stand behind you //
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I ain't' admitting to press nothin'
- Addicted to sex I want some tits n' some head,
- stick my dick so far down her neck,
- It'll poke out her chest, she'll say it's big enough to fit the index, page
- take the 'E' outta English, travel to Spain and drop the E on the plane,
- destination just a couple sequels away, fall asleep on the train,
- with all the people awake, grapple a spade, dig up some feces and let em' breed on your face,
- fuckn' with me you'll br bleedin' from your knees to your facial features,
- my convenience is to prevent you from you breathing you gay,
- two fingers up in Disney land, tryna bring me down,
- with a peace sign, just kill me now, a genius feature,
- ability to unleash a demon preacher, they boutta kick me out for fucking my english teacher,
- bet you a fan of Kanye, My passion is fashion,
- I wanna look the fattest and whackest,
- slut outta' all the Kardashians,
- I wanna be the baddest bitch on the planet,
- I wanna eat sandwiches outa' an ass with some Xanax,
- I couldn't be gay if I practiced
- I'm the largest bitch acting,
- with hard tits and pads in my arnus,
- I'm passive, I want articles harassing the fact,
- my dick Is partly inactive,
- I fuck myself, charming yet classic,
- too late
- I'm already a waitress in sinners,
- plates like I wish I was amazing and attractive,
- the best part about me is I don't bleed like vaginas,
- because I used to have a dick
- but it's deceitfully blinded me
- so I evily thrived it from my knees and proceeded to bite it,
- who am I?
- yep you guessed it my name is Caitlin Jenner