CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You're wacker than I could have ever imagine any other bad rapper to be.
• After you spit your verses im filled with laughter by your ignorant banter, either your stupid or just really good actor.
• Don't think rapping faster is going to distract from the fact that your lyrics are a complete disaster.
• What's even sadder is that awful chatter you arrogantly consider to be your rhyming pattern.
• It meets the basic standard of what my ears believe is a hearing hazard.
• In fact I'd rather lather my ear holes with plaster than be forced to listen to the word formation created from that splattered grey matter that's inside your head.
• I'm here to shatter all those preconceived beliefs you've gathered about how you're some creative word crafter turned lyrically talented rapper.
• Now it appears as if you're suffering from a case of illusion of grandeur.
• Thinking your art is prolific and visionary like you're some kind of mordern Shakespeare.
• And you consistently insist that the shit you produce is pure.
• As if it was some sort of cure for the pollution that's been spewed through the whole collective and back into the atmosphere.
• I hate to interfere with your dreams of a rap career.
• But you need to steer clear of this path, my dear.
• It will only lead you through a trail covered by your own salty tears
• that will leave you dissapointed for more than just a few years.
• How are you not insecure by the immature thoughts your brain is forced to endure?
• It's like a recurring injury only twice as severe.
• I'm being sincere when I say I'm actually in fear
• that the circits and neurons in your head have disinigrated and disappeared.
• And the grinded damaged gears within your cerebral hemispheres can no longer be repaired
• Not even by the hands of brightest neural engineers.
• Maybe god can intervine with some mystical divine miracle
• but just remember even he couldn't bless you with the skill of rhyming syllables.