CHALLENGER'S RAP

• sit back and relax, enjoy yourself to a drink
• as i dunk this kids head into the sink of despair
• as i roast him
• now lets start with his hair, cuz it's lacking, he's slacking
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• what was he thinking in his head, but he wasn't instead
• i was thinking inbed inside of his skull was a brain, but now that it's dead
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• there's no 'e' on the end of rap homeboy
• ...oh boy
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• i'm not the type to go download porn on my phone, cuz i'm grown
• in the zone, i am, as you poppin Xans, i be going up the charts getting fans
• got no time for exams, neither do you, you got gay bands and hair strands
• from your guy friends special place
• oh, an just in case that wasn't enough, the blind space of this guy
• not able to realize that uni brow in between his eyes look just like Mc.D's
• fries on their brand,
• fake cries of help, help me see the rise of me, give me the tithes and
• offerings cuz i'm your knew king
• (sighs)
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• //round two
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• now i was taking it easy on you for round one,
• now i bring out the guns, may the real rap roast freestyler have fun
• at the championship round
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• i hope you sleep safe and sound, in your coffin underground
• what was that sound?...
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• oh, the sound of your ass going lower, now,
• i aint going slower now, i gotta say "bye, cya, chow, farewell" and
• i hear the wedding vow of your wife saying "i do now realize the mistake
• i've made"
• all your fans will fade, slim shade of the rap that i offer, they all come to me
• now gracefully you can go and retire
• your career's B.C.
• (that's before christ, keep it G and i'll roast you later, that's me)