DEFENDER'S RAP

• so im researching phantom for some info
• but find hes lurking tandem in tha limbo
• but wait, he is celiac, filling his mouth
• with cake, feeling ill and yaks, spilling it out
• "diss him to shout me out" that wont pan out
• bitch please, you know that this wont amount
• you can count to three, so either a smart horse, or a joke with downs
• you think you can come to me? fine, but believe the recourse is a throat slit, how?
• well my bars are so sharp I hit this ghost, slicing him so fast in fury
• hell, 9 news cast came. started filming yo. whooped you till you're dark and blurry
• you damn like what Stevie wonder sees while bill Cosby is raping him
• you crapped yourself, leaving on door green piles, its toxic, it dangerous
• must be ectoplasm, wait, never-mind its just from his pager
• what, this phanto spazzing? , lets decide in the lab, with lazers
• so later, it turned out it was this little rangers copy of sesame street season 3 and the power rangers
• so what are you phantom, my nemesis? please, your of lower danger
• then a piece of toilet paper
• you use as your pager