DEFENDER'S RAP

• Take your eyes off your mom's ass for a second,
• Dropping six bars at me, I can give you seven,
• You think your rap is hot, boy I'm spitting napalm,
• Burning your skin, maybe that's why they call you Vietnam,
• You try to be like a gang banger on the street,
• What gang will accept after this total defeat,
• Weak like your raps, you can't even pull out a cork,
• Write all the time, even your parents don't support,
• The shitty raps that are coming out of your mouth,
• Can't find any lyrics, you continue to browse,
• The internet to find a glimpse of a rhyme,
• Ask your mom for lyrics, but she ain't wasting her time,
• On helping out their little "prodigy" kid,
• Sometimes, they even regret what they did,
• When they tried to take off dad's condom for once,
• But he was so infertile, he tried, but couldn't cum,
• So mom had to go buy from the sperm hall of fame,
• They find solace cuz there's something to blame,
• For your mistake of a life, there is nobody,
• That wants to admit they're at fault for you, sorry,
• You should say thank you, I've proved you're a mystery,
• Now that I've flamed you, your ass is history.