DEFENDER'S RAP

• Im more than a king, I'm beyond crowned
• Gotta huge crowd like some sorta class clown
• Stupid rappers saying the same things, reduce, re-use, recycle
• If I am a circus clown you better get me a unicycle
• Ugh yeah, you see I learnt how to juggle balls
• Haha insert gay joke here, fucking round of applause
• No, im on the scene, only 14, lean mean, Joe green
• Spitting, spinning, hitting, winning, ma-chine see?!
• The thing is I dont really care if you dont like me
• If it's a diss, what ever it is, go ahead and bite me
• Once you see the life I'm living you'll probably jizz slightly
• All the haters getting strangled, and their bodies mangled
• If it's a bitch i'll throw them in a ditch with their hair all tangled
• You can't pay the price, cos it costs your life to cut the cost
• When my victims chosen they'll be frozen, like jack frost
• I'll take my haters to a unknown place with out a moments haste
• Chuck them in the river with a tub of toxic waste
• If they survive that, they still be left with a disfigured face
• Now it's time to change the pace
• Like a hare with a rocket in a turtle race
• Zoom by so fast with a blast and not leave a trace
• While im doing that you finish last like a big disgrace
• When I win you spin like sonic and vomit like you downed a gin n tonic with it's aftertaste
• You can't handle the whiskey if it gets you tipsy quickly
• Meaning you can't do Jack, get trapped at the back of a cul-de-sac
• Infact, try and cross me and my life twice i'd remain intact
• Grab a laser from a comic book, and go zap
• Yeah, I strive for perfection
• Like sluts with too much fake tan trying to hide a skin complexion
• If you don't live where I live, you probably won't get that connection
• But if you do live where I live, you'll understand my suggestion
• When I strive I drive for at least 100 percent
• Any lower than that and i'll die I'm hoping im making some sense
• I should be a horror director, cos all the suspense I make is tense
• You either love me or you hate me, your not allowed to sit on the fence
• All this hatred on me leaves me drenched but at least I try and stay calm
• All those that think they're hench cos they tense makes me wanna face palm
• Yeah, it's time to be a badass, time to be a recluse
• Ma brain juice let loose, you gay douche got no use
• My body in a cage, and ma bone marrow in a barrel
• The lone arrow leaves a hole narrow, more holy than a church carol
• Yeah! I'm the guy that they all scream and shout
• And when they get sore throats
• I'm always in their heads for them to dream about
• I'll let out an infinite array of unstoppable verses
• Me versus you is like a witch concocting curses
• Me casting the spells and you needing several nurses
• If I hear you say shit i'll give you a smack on purpose
• Because I think it's about time I let the Kraken surface!
• Shaking my hips and pelvis like Elvis
• Don't share shit cos im selfish
• Your a shellfish, in your hermit little shell
• I crack it open and give you little taste of hell
• Couldn't care less about you if you couldn't tell
• Laugh at your corpse for hours as it fell
• Bare witness to my demonstration
• My wit and quickness shows no hesitation
• Haters shitness and bitches show no legislation
• They say actions speak louder than words, but rappers speak more than many
• So reactions around the world, go spastic when speakers play me
• Yeah, priceless would be an understatement, this shit is so much fun
• The words from my mouth seep blood, sweat, from the tongue
• Yup, I play more mind games with my own brain