CHALLENGER'S RAP

• So your ambition is to become
• a rAp goddess, meaning you’re
• a girl but the fruition is
• dumb, fap lordess, seeing
• you’re face makes me want
• to hurl Every time I
• mision run, to tap
• your rAp, I find
• your punchlines dryer the Hillary
• Clinton’s snatch. Seriously, I
• can’t even breath, I’m
• not sure if I should
• laugh or pity your
• mediocrity I can't even
• tell is if your
• pants even need a
• women, as in what’s
• down there Cause your
• undergarments less feminine than a
• feminist’s looming hair. Seriously,
• your hair, it scares
• me, I can’t tell if you
• have a v or what
• they gave to Bruce
• Jenner Remember, those prosthetic balls,
• did you wish on
• December like Pinocchio you
• could be a real girl
• Cause there’s a penis for
• yo, what a girl
• like you doing in
• a nigga America neighbourhood over
• here You don’t belong
• in any hood, only
• one you belong is labour,
• push, mother hood But
• less ignore that clear wrong,
• I guess I shouldn’t
• be here either singing
• this good for thought song
• Your raps, can’t call
• em crap, you write
• on a page, show your
• bff, it’s appaling to
• look at It’s repurposed bovine
• waste, d for eyes,
• shows in face, your
• a sucker a vacuum
• From kfc, you suck
• all the cock no
• one else wanted to eat.
• You dream on going
• on mtv, so I’ll
• be the truth so bleak,
• mental bleach You have
• about as much a chance
• going on tv, letting
• you be, as me
• losing the challenge, b