DEFENDER'S RAP

• My dick?/it so big | you have a big gob?/perfect for my huge nob | let you get wet/suck you're tit/run you're clit | scruffy wig/light a cig | my nip?/so stiff/spark that spliff | hairy willy/like a mofo'/hillybilly | jam rag/still better than/turning fag | fuck a condom/ I need a/big bin bag
• so look me in the eyes/not all around/but in | now with my spell/you're under/you fuck you're mother | can I bang/you're slut sister?/give her a massive/fanny blister | a ginormous/ball squeezing/cum squirting to please her
• You fucking beaver/you're as gay as/justine beiber | I'll eat you like a zombie/call me a fuckin' canibal | ill close every buisness/open another career door | no rapper worldwide/nor street level/can beat me | I'm the greatest of all time/rap shagging animal!