DEFENDER'S RAP

• you should be killed if you're even faker than this freakin hater,
• I don't need a piece of paper to show you how to meet your maker,
• Are you in a gang? well guess what I'm about to stop this mobster,
• someone hand me a harpoon so I can take out the loch ness monster,
• I'll destroy your whole life you know you can't rap half as hard,
• I'll swipe over and over like a rich man and his MasterCard,
• I don't know what you come from but I know that you're from cum,
• you look like the statue in the night at the museum: "dum dum want gum gum,"
• you can't give any advice no one wants to be hearin' yo tips,
• you need to check yo spherical lips cuz I don't think that's no miracle whip,
• finally, I see the results of this little prank of mine,
• I had to take my time but I got done spray paintin' the face of Frankenstein,
• before you say anything about digits, let me stop this hater,
• this chicks a choppin' player, hoppin' on the phone with the operator,
• even though I'm roastin' this pal ain't gettin' the best of me,
• over here lookin' like a Palestinian refugee,
• fact tips: I'll give ya fat lips and cracked ribs,
• then fill out your death note like I'm doin' some mad libs,
• I spit rock solid and it goes harder when I flow-in-the-end,
• yo hairline is lookin' like pearl harbor all over again.