Battles BELLVADEAR vs Suburban
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- why you step'n up you wanna be slaughter'd
- shoulda known you'd lose why you even bother
- every rapper acts like they number one on the charts
- they ain't even worth donation to a salvage yard
- whack is an ambiguious word to write
- more like with a machete yea your rhymes kill, allright
- they whack, yea chop of my ears
- your bars so bad I wish I couldn't even hear
- we need warning labels on your music for sure
- most boring album in the entire world
- first time I heard it I wanted to hurl
- it was so boring coulda grew a beard
- waiting on it to finally end, so I could finally cheer
- wasn't sure what I was hearing some kinda garbage
- whatever it was sounded fifty shades of retarded
- ha my bad I didn't mean that
- but just observing your 'talents' made me wanna have a heart attack
- here is a riddle do you get me this dear will sizzle you so don't be testy
- one wish two wish three wish for
- another artist cuz this ones a bore
- hideous and dull
- and I lost interest
- copycat sucka, 'you will never get this'
- battle axe you split your face, thought your God, you just fell from grace
- spray you in the face my mic spits venom out like mace
- step back lil fella you in my yard, take you out like you about to die hard
- if you were smart which I knows not your strongest suit
- Id go home and chill or end up on the news, it's up to you
- came here to release so don't take it personal cuz I'd hate to really put you in a hearse and all
- so just think twice and watch your blows cuz I'm already filled with lead and I don't mean bullett'd
- wanna get struck and stuck go ahead, gonna give you therapy some 'fix'n' in your head
- words and tips pertaining advice better back down if you got swords tryna strike
- last but not least saved the best for last
- nah I'll go easy,
- besides
- your just scratch paper in my trash
- one wish two wish three wish for
- another artist cuz this ones a bore
- hideous and dull
- and I lost interest
- copycat sucka, 'you will never get this'
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Listen in...Suburban
- Getting under skin like insulin,
- Quenching wenches
- Leaving emcees needing dentures
- It's the adventures of the blonde boy on point
- Spitting hijinks from the larynx
- And if we haven't been introduced
- Here's our excuse to
- knock back the Grey Goose or
- Cock back the trey deuce
- You've gotta pay dues, so do so
- Orders of numero uno- no loop hole
- Frank like Bruno. Form: man tank
- When I get to bucking you'll be ducking like Anne Frank
- Man thank your lucky stars
- Jesus it's geezers like you who get cut in half
- Aftermath bloodbath down the corridor
- Corrinor no longer a foreigner
- See these phony's swear they know me
- But they don't know I'm trigger happy like Dom Jolly on e
- Or Don Corleone - the verse godfather I'll
- singe ear lobes solo turkish barber style
- While well wishers clap like Flipper
- Foes who try to cut my growth short like clippers
- Come unstuck as I run amuck
- Amoungst youngsters and elders alike
- 'cus I grip the mike fit to fight when I visit: I rip it
- Hypnotising these guys in a minute
- The guise I inhibit; just give him a pen
- He'll put an end to pretend Eminems
- And many men wish death upon me
- But I'm the wrong breed on a long leed
- like a onesie: its all over
- Knock at your door like Jehova's
- No Witnesses. What you think this is?
- Business as usual, total brutality
- Lobotomy for the family
- I don't give two hoots about the blue suits
- Or the rule book
- Shoot the shit or shake em up
- Till they all shook