Battles  The1AverageJoe vs Candy_Rapper

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The1AverageJoe won this battle!

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Battle on March 22 2018

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • wake up in the morning gotta quickly brush my teeth
  • my mouth feeling cooler than the great barrier reef
  • anybody who wants it, feel free to come at ya boy
  • i got more connections than a transformers toy
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  • just cos im average, dosen't mean that this is easy
  • have you slippin like the ground was candle waxy greasy
  • i'm just average bro, i'm a mean number cruncher
  • i don't sleep on you motherfuckers, i slumber
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  • respect isn't given it's earned
  • from a young age i learned
  • to be a topic is what i yearn
  • since my belly first churned
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  • call me superhuman like a superman got laser beams coming out the eyes
  • but all you got coming out your breath is a bunch of shit and lies, no suprise

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • The1AverageJoe
  • the guy with one average hoe
  • That's so weak it's a K O
  • after one average blow
  • and incase you didn't know
  • i can rap three times faster than you
  • you dumb bastard
  • your like kevin hart your a comedian
  • i'm like the rock i'm in the gym bitch i be the gym
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  • skirt skirt
  • got 5 rovers
  • i'll rap this shit 10 times over
  • you little baby get in your stroller
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  • see i got that harlem heat with that harlem flame
  • one day you gonna see me in the hall of fame

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