Battles BELLVADEAR vs OldManBonkers
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'll show you a chitty chitty BANG BANG
- throw your shitty witties into a gangbang
- quack'n like a duck with your blah blah blah
- end up in a maze game similar to Saw
- act like your so hard your dicks as limp as your bars
- trick you ain't a pimp, you just a wanna be God
- a God damn you can't even be a G
- you can't even be the greatest spelling that in a Bee
- do you get me, probably not
- you probably try to ignore me with every nerve that you got
- it's okay swerve me, but I know you heard me
- fly away birdie for I slit your wings leave you hurting
- thought you could run me off, this is my relay
- try to throw me hurdles, I'll show you a replay
- still make first place you can't even come in last
- say your flash ha you the slowest in special ed's class
- maybe you should focus more on taking your own advice.
- don't give what you can't take, end up with a jack'd mic
- a black eye,swollen on both of your two faced sides
- run around play'n victim, cuz you choose to die not ride
- all you ride is other peoples flow an vibes cuz you can't rhyme
- your as empty as a Monday morning church
- preaching to a choir, they snoring through every boring verse
- cuz your words come in one ear out the other
- you think your the father,nah your the brother
- wanna be a leader I can tell by your choices
- you can't even lead yourself only into trap'd courses
- how you'll end up, a corpse a cursed remain
- spew'n guts,forced to drown in blood stains
- chop you up into multi syl's, all over spread pages
- drop a catapulting heart stopping feel
- on all your multi person head cases
- calm down Cujo you ain't got the biggest dog on the yard
- shut up and sit, you showed up to spit, but you can't even fuck'n bark
- step off cuz you ain't the 'belle of this ball'
- come to think of it, you really ain't shit at all
- maybe you should focus more on taking your own advice.
- don't give what you can't take, end up with a jack'd mic
- a black eye,swollen on both of your two faced sides
- run around play'n victim, cuz you choose to die not ride
- all you ride is other peoples flow an vibes cuz you can't rhyme
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I was working on my songs when this chump decided to challenge me
- he said his skills were strong and he said that he would damage me
- so fuck it if you really wanna battle I say alright
- cuz dog you are all bark, and me , I am all bite
- when you step to the Oldman, you better have your rhymes tight
- cuz when I put you in the limelight, you flaws I'm gonna highlight
- what you got a death wish? Ya smoking crystal meth kid?
- stop acting fuckin childlike, get ready for a prizefight
- your little friends can't help, when all your cards are dealt
- we'll hear you yelp because you fell into a well that feels like hell
- there's no saving you, don't know why you started chirping
- but disturbing while I'm workin' brings a hurtin' that's for certain
- I was creating dude, was in a zone minding my business
- when you did this, went on my shit list, there's no forgiveness
- god's my witness , I'ma make this bitch regret it, that he ever fuckin said it
- leave him beheaded ,put it in a box addressed to his Mom and send it
- you ain't a rapper or a lyricist, just a "pretend to be a poet"
- nothing you write is even near a diss, you mother fuckin know it
- half your bars are just quotes, that another rapper wrote
- and now your getting fucked like you went and dropped the soap
- so now I put the hurt on a, nerd straight outta suburbia
- without a single decent multi syllable , pun, noun or verb in ya
- somebody gotta slap ya for thinking you can body rappers
- think your written is hard hitting, but it's a disaster you dumb bastard
- do yourself a favor, drop the pen pick up a razor
- put it to your neck, reflect a sec then meet your maker instigator
- wish I could say it was an honour, when you become a goner
- just chewed you up and spit you out, you just got Jeffrey Dahmered.