DEFENDER'S RAP

• Dynamic like DHCP, I'm always thriving/
• You're static like IP, hooked up to an IV/
• I came to battle for the status, you/
• Must have been out of practice, it's atrophy/
• It's too hard for you to keep your sanity/
• Rappin' from flash cards, all academy/
• Yet it's sad to see you struggling with the/
• Formalities of battling, nevermind/
• The fantasies that tease you like movies/
• Oh well, this is such a breeze. Pete's sake/
• You're rampant yet desperate at the same time/
• I don't mean to go on tangents, sans this/
• You're abandoned like Windows XP or ME/
• It's that I'm trusted, accustomed to spew/
• Until I'm interrupted, but I grew/
• Up from all this disorderly conduct/