Battles Jamal-Kacey-Ken vs Web_Alternate
RULES
Punchline battle to see who has the better jokes and puns. And by the way! Dumb bitches can't comment so don't be a dumb bitch.
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
16 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Nigga I get laid unlike your awkward ass
- You fucking choke up every time a girl pass
- You get nervous and social situations
- Shitting In ya pants to ask to be excused you hesitate
- Boy I bet under the mask Is a crappy head
- Ain't brushed that shit In centuries yo I be dead
- Talking to these ugly ass bitches on the net
- They like they know you the biggest loser on the set
- If you can't find a girl In real life In your webs
- Your desperate enough to go on the Internet
- That's sad my nigga, this verse I had to hit ya
- Every verse I read from you sound too vanilla
- If you gotta throne It's Inside your fucking head
- Come back to reality and ya ass be fucking dead
- Like you got me right now from nonstop laughter
- You don't even rap so how could you be a rapper?
- HA HA HA!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It's funny, We battled twice In small season runs
- This guy never got a 2 not even 1
- Fuck winning he didn't even won or beaten 1
- He got beaten more than once with a reason none
- If I'm awkward, I'm probably difficult to conquer
- 99.9 percent of aliens retreat with honor
- If I'm awkward, I probably feel so embarrassed
- To rap battle a loser like you your disparaged
- I'm not awkward, I'm good on both feet with adidas
- Have more grace than a ballerina eating a pizza
- You? Your just a cry diva like Christina Melina
- I'm a tough 1 like Hurricane Katrina Sabrina
- Speaking of girls? Senseless, Is your II paychecks lacking rhymes?
- So fuck your 10 cents I'm rich and wealthy attracting dimes
- So I don't have the time to waste with this chatterbox
- He won't ever shut up so I'll use my web blaster shot's
- To his mouth permanently and sticking perfectly
- I feel bad, Not! Disabled this witless verbally