CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I walked home from school last Friday
• I got home half past three
• Went to my room watched tv
• Mom walked in my room beat me with a broom
• She stopped yelled and resumed
• She stopped after I had a black eye bloody nose
• Soaked my clothes in blood pounded my stomach
• Struck the fuck outta it till I pissed myself
• She glared it's not pee it's water
• Bitch hit me with a fly swatter
• She screamed and shout
• Till I blacked out I doubt she left
• When I awoke she poked me talkin smoke came outta her mouth
• I went down stairs scared prepared for the chair that flew past me
• Father and his daughter sittin there saying I would be slaughtered
• If I ever made another mistake I took an intake of breath
• I guessed I'm stressed life's a mess he told me mow the lawn
• If I'm not done by dawn I'm gone he'll kick me outta the house
• I stepped in dog shit "what the hell"
• Walked in father said what's that smell
• I tracked shit into the house it got quiet in 3 seconds
• A full out riot took place he hit my face grabbed my neck
• Till he was sure I was dead I held my breath
• I got outta that room like a damn loony tune
• Left in a cloud of smoke they followed swallowed my smoke
• I provoked the true evil serial killer inside
• He jumped in his ride soon he was by my side
• Pulled out a pistol shot a missile at me from an rpg
• What do you want from me the engine roared I ran till my legs were sore
• Couldn't run anymore hid behind a dumpster
• The mother ducked best me with frozen butter this man's a nutter
• I'm bored took my sword slashed a gash in this white trash
• Stashed my sword in his back attacked shoved him in the trashcan
• Three days later it was on the news what did I do
• I killed a man but he deserved what was served
• He had the nerve to boss me that's why No one crosses me
• This song is not real it didn't happen don't be dumb just start clapping