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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm about to zip this nigga up, no PRESS STUD
  • Since life is a game of chess, calculate every move, don't GUESS BUD
  • It would've been a different story if you were thrown in a sea
  • But since you wanna swim in ocean, let me reminde you I'm the shark,
  • I can SMELL BLOOD
  • Sniffing on my nose, no coke, just itchin to snap,
  • No way you will be FIGHTING THIS,
  • It's ur funeral youngin, I even got the flowers, the casket, the music
  • Shit, Im even wearing black and white while WRITING THIS
  • Lyrically I'm a magician, I don't need ur permission to put ur head,
  • In a submission, see I can rhyme words together as well but that's not my Mission,
  • You knew clear (nuclear) that I bomb, but I FEAR ISIS
  • Since u didn't learn your lesson the first time
  • I guess it's gona take a few more family funerals for you to REALIZE IT , waking up a beast
  • WHO TOUCHED THE HEAT, but why was a beast sleeping in the first place, count the skulls
  • Probably had TOO MUCH TO EAT,
  • Tonight we feast, but this a funeral, a speech, I'm just SPITTING MINE
  • Cuz now I'm starting to think that if life is really is race,to chase, the gold
  • Well, that casket is ur FINISH LINE
  • Vision time, it's fun, u might get Shot or have no legs to run,one pun with punt
  • U belong at the(base), but u trying to play the(drum)
  • But youngin u gotta Learn or go to a SEMINARY
  • I got no skeltons in my closet,
  • But the whole backyard lookin like CEMETERY,
  • But this is your funeral, u fool, I bet u don't have a CLUE ABOUT IT
  • What if u tell you that I'm the type of person that's gona spit in ur moms face
  • But then go smack ur dad and say " what you gona DO ABOUT IT"
  • It's only if ya believe me, but i bow to ur mother, she raised u
  • And ur dad was lucky a man, the chance, he MISSED IT
  • It's not your moms fault that she couldn't calulate the mistake that she was about to make,
  • But since ur dad was such a sucka, ur mom never knew that the baby even EXCISTED
  • Damm, wish that the sperm never went through, still, the EGGS CHOOSEN
  • They say learn form your mistakes but ur mom didn't believe it
  • Cuz if she did, then why at the hospital she would have her LEGS OPEN
  • Like I said, youngin u gota learn, learn from ur mistakes, like this one
  • But you a SCREAMING DEFIANT
  • See when people get mad they don't think and end up making mistakes like u did
  • Waking up a SLEEPING GIANT, but no worries,
  • U live in a glass house, rocks is what you don't THROW NIGGA
  • Making mistakes is in ur genes, but it's time to eat what you GROW NIGGA
  • Expose you naked but I still don't find a heart and a soul,
  • Tear u apart but I was told, that if things don't go(right), move (left)
  • I call it "FULL AND FUN"
  • I don't wanna talk about clapping guns
  • But I guess you gona understand my sign language when them BULLETS COME
  • If ya dont, then u made a mistake again nigga
  • I WARM THE SHOTY (gun)
  • see u just human being thats cut into small tiny pieces
  • I'm just putting the pieces together like a puzzle,to FORM A BODY
  • Ur mind is weak, it can't sustain from the pain that's in ur brain
  • Beat me, if ya have any respect for ya name,
  • everyday is a blessing, SNEEZE NIGGA
  • And while u heading up there, tell god I'm sending more bodies,
  • Rest In PEACE NIGGA

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Popped on this forum set like a perc now see all the OP's I ate
  • Merk any lyricist who think they're words hold weight
  • Rose to the top like buoyancy and he so flamboyant see
  • All the rappers I destroyed for free they still wanna charge a G
  • Tryna dodge me like a charger best believe I'ma find you
  • Creep up right behind you, leave ya fucking mind blew
  • Bars that I construct ain't for the faint of heart
  • Get your career ended before even it's start, Len Bias
  • Frosty with these lines only the best of men try this
  • Every word I spit be sweeter than a gum drop
  • A southerner in summertime, nigga I am dumb hot
  • Know that it’s intentional to put you in the ground
  • Cut your lines short if you throwing out of bounds
  • Your crew contesting, I'm Artesting in the crowd
  • Spit fire like I'm dragonborn, I'm destined for the crown
  • Flexible with rhythm on every single scheme
  • Boy I hope that you can hang cuz these lines STILL RING
  • I'm the hardest when I flip and didn't even need a spring
  • So if you acting out of line you'll get you BALANCED with the BEAM
  • We UNEVEN with these BARS that's why I'm going over heads
  • FLOOR you just for EXCERCISE like I’m running on the tread
  • Every classic in the VAULT, each one verbal assault
  • You're such a fucking herb it's not hard to see(sea) the salt
  • Every time that I battle, results go in my favor
  • Fans loving my flavor every line getting savored
  • Don't wanna Start(star) wars with Buffalo. That's light work to a Sabre
  • Thought you had a new hope til you saw my force awaken
  • I'm a phantom, I'm a menace, yeah his life is for the taking
  • Time to strike back, I'm attacking you clones
  • Quick to pick yo pack when I get in my zone
  • Bet you getting smacked if I catch you alone
  • Get sent (scent) in the air like I'm spraying cologne
  • Whole round full of shots like a tray of patron
  • Catching these bullets, but you aint Penn & Teller
  • Ones flying past you put down your dogs like old yeller
  • You'll always be beneath me, send you back cellar
  • You'd need a miracle to work me, you must be Helen Keller

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