DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo guess who's back up in this motherfucker
• it's the amazing superman back to fuck these lovers
• I told that bitch to get back under the fuckin covers
• cause shit all my brothers
• are sitting around with my fuckin mother
• the one that made me suffer
• I would've rather my dad used a fuckin rubber
• instead of me live in the gutters
• but ya know it's fine
• cause if it weren't for me you wouldn't have these rhymes
• the ones that come once in a lifetime
• so let me go back to my discipline and spit and shine
• these divine rhymes that come when god strikes down with his crimson line
• but I ain't at all divine
• cause all I do is lie
• and commit some major crimes
• so let me get off the topic of my mother
• because if I don't I'm gonna have a blunder
• and say something I don't want to say
• because I could come up with these raps all day
• 'specially since she married someone who was gay
• that man was a real faggot
• he was real ratchet
• he'd always wear the same green jacket
• if I had the option I'd be the one to put him in his casket
• and I know I'm sounding a little spaztastic
• but if only you knew him dammit
• I wanna shove some fuckin plastic
• down his throat
• make him choke
• and while I'm doing that might as well snort some coke