Battles ZeroKiloHertZ vs blingbling
RULES
No turnip eating while reading my lines if the turnip is exactly 5.4 inches long
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Alright so I decided to just fucking have an open rap battle, and here we gooooo!
- Nobody specific I'm comin after, just baiting a rapper to try to fuck with the master,
- Motherfucker, I'll come at you like a velociraptor, I'm your captor,
- And you'll submit to me like stockholm's keeping you from being free,
- I'm not-known very well but let me spell this shit out for you word for word:
- Tell your grandkids your old war stories, combating a hardcore who fucks you up like a blast of c-4
- More? this shit will remain giving gore galore, cause I'll crack your spine, snap snap snap!
- You just fell into a figurative ten-foot deep trench trap, I'll cue the laugh track!
- All you people have bars that are just half-assed, useless like a Magikarp, splash attack?
- Bitch I'll kick your ass and spank you to save some time for your dad, rear-end scratchin' fatass!
- Some fast cash is jumpin' these wimps who can't rhyme for shit, go ahead and try to beat me,
- But all you'd do would be pitch a fit, I'll leave you pissed, FUBAR, and that's with just my lips,
- Half of you people sound like you've got a severe lisp, with a clitoris for a mouth, full of shit,
- You think you can take me? That statement, I call-it bullshit, you're full of it, ya would-risk it?
- The mic's more than my own, though, so I'll stop hogging the microphone, but I've got heightened
- Flows so stay on your toes, get on the mic, deliver your shit for a bit, then I'll end your plight
- With a polite "GTFO", you've got to go, so outta my sight, walk away, you walking sacks of blight!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Am the man like Peter Pan or Superman but you
- Can't run I could be having fun with my son fooling
- With you they give you boos they try to take me
- I refuse when you investigate no clues go play
- With your toys I know this is short but am a 8
- Year old boy