DEFENDER'S RAP

• Listen ZipidyZap, I'm the epitome of rap
• When it comes to rap battling I don't cut any slack
• Master in the game, you're new here so I wouldn't go to rough
• But since you want a challenge, It's time to verbally crack your skull
• I'll end you worse than Papa Doc, since my level's clearly higher
• Verbally flame your ass worse than the California wildfires
• With your childish-ass name, I can't even take you serious
• If you think you're gonna beat me, then you're fucking delirious
• Hunt you down and kill you like you're Potter and I'm Sirius
• I'm normally silent, but in battle, I'm fucking furious
• So now that I've lyrically beaten your ass to an irreparable state
• I hope you've learned your lesson to ever battle on your first day