Battles SPUUUNGE vs Jaza
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- RAP HAZARDOUS GASSES OPPOSITION IS ASTHMATIC PASSIVE SITTIN IN BLACK ATMOSHERE BEHIND OF A CAKETS LID
- GET JAZA HACKED IN HALF AND GASPIN AS THE FIRES CATCHIN NEAR IMAGINATION LIKE A CANDLES WICK
- JUST CATACLSYMIC ACTION AS THIS DISASTER HITS AND PHANTASM HAS RISEN LIKE EVAPORATION JUST A TRAVELED MIST
- IM AN INTERGALACTIC ADVERSARY A MAN OF MASS EVENTS
- SPITTIN UP ASTROID BELTS AT YOU DETACHTED OFF FROM THE OBIT OF SATURNS DISCS
- THE AFTERMATH CAUSING PLANETS TO SHIFT DEBRIS LANDING IN SEAS ATLANTIC AND THE CAST WAVES IMAPACT AS A RESULT HAVE LEFT YOU WITH CRACKED RIBS
- EXACTER OF TRAGEDY THROUGH THE AVENUE OF SADISM MADLIBS AS YOU BLEED FROM THE GASHES AND THEN FROM A STAND SIT
- EXHAUSTED RELAX A BIT AFTER THE STORM PASSES AND THE AVALANCHES ROAR HAS COLLAPSED BACK INTO THE AURORA BACK LIT
- CASTER OF MORBID PANIC IN A WHIRL WIND POUR ACETONE ALL OVER THE LAND SPLIT
- POWER SHORTAGES AS THE SHORES HIT SAVAGE BY 44 FOOT HYDROGEN FORMED CATASTROPHY THAT TORTURED FAMILIES WITH SWARMS OF ORCAS LANDING
- WITH THEIR SHATTERED CORPSES LEFT SPLASHING THE DOORS AT THEIR BACK STEP
- CHEST FASHIONED WITH A RADIO ACTIVE CORE BORDED IN A GALLON OF BORIC ACIC SO STEP BACK ORDER A HAZMAT BEFORE SOMEONE REPORTS TO AUTHORITIES
- THIS HORRID ACT AND YOU'RE LEFT IN A STEEL DRAWER AT THE MORGE AFTER YOU'RE FOUND DEAD
- MY BARS DOORS ARE OPEN AND THEY OPEN A DOOR TO THE AFTERLIFE AFTER THEY'VE INJECTED THEIR SENTENES INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND EXPLORED EVERY ORGAN
- THATS FIN.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- aye man before I start I think you really need to chill
- like the one that runs along your spine cause Jaza shoot to kill
- but first I wanna take you on a journey if you will
- im gonna paint a mental image do you follow still?
- imagine that you won this battle with the mass appeal
- You got the picture good now shove it up your ass and squeal
- cause I dont give a damn about no battle win
- im jottin and plottin my moves to get on top
- then tie a knot around your neck and drop the chair
- holding your body watching till the throbbing stopped
- and if you're talking stop or watch and sob as the glock goes pop
- you beating me? hah nah I think not
- Id respond to what you said but honestly I got bored
- from reading all of your meaningless caps lock metaphors
- and you'll prolly try and battle in the comments after
- that just means ya staggered im the master blaster
- death star single shot planetary attacker
- and if you flee the galaxy no where you hide will matter