Battles  Y-Fi vs animewatcher1

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I'm sealing the deal like a navy seal in for the kill
  • Posers get chills when coming up against the real
  • Cause it seems so real when the surreal hits
  • Yeah I've been through shit
  • But I'm only 18, so I'm gonna have to take some punches before I make hits
  • And that's just how it goes
  • Get retarded at your highs and learn from your lows
  • So when I come up against foes like you
  • You should know how it goes
  • Third person view of yourself looking pale and blue
  • Had something to drink, we'll blame it on the brew
  • Lived in a tough neighborhood, we'll blame it on where you grew
  • Hung out with the wrong crowd, we'll blame it on the crew
  • That poison in your bloodstream must be from the stew
  • Meanwhile, good ole Theos is minding his business
  • Last seen with the latest witness
  • Dead man's bitch on his dick, ask God for forgiveness
  • But God ain't listening to a man with his illness
  • The more he strays, the more he feels vicious
  • And he knows someday he'll have to repent
  • But right now, he ain't giving the church a cent
  • Now I'm content pretending that's something I did
  • There's things I hold precious that might end you dead
  • Shit that just might make me a villain with the jury
  • No matter what happens, the ultimate judge will see eye to eye surely

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Jordans make nerds look like they’re in neverland
  • Especially me since I’m dark tanned
  • As,the ghost and spirits fly through the starry night sky
  • Where butterflies fly.I incorrectly get too much butter for my sweet potato fries.
  • Peter pan holding my hand as I embrace my destiny that I had when I was five.
  • Oopsie,poopsie I got called gay today and yesterday for what I said when I was top of the blue tide
  • I made it seem like I have a passion for Peter Pan.
  • Heat sizzling,Whisitling to myself
  • Inside the mall
  • Asking for some help when I’m on the escalotor
  • Afraid,I’ma fall beceause of one misstep.
  • Tried them Jordan’s on one day in my alma matter;the best school in this heavenly existence
  • That isn't stitched like my mother’s messed up used mattress
  • When,I looked up to the moon
  • I asked:”Where all the stars at”.
  • And a kid said after that when I daydreamed not listening to a word he said
  • “You made Jordan’s look bad for the very first time.It sorta sad”.
  • Get called retarded for the way I tag in a conversation
  • Get called weird for all of my passions
  • Get called dumb for all of my fears
  • An outcast that is numb is all that happened in my never moving life.
  • End the conversation without sounding white
  • Tag in another one.They say I talk too much
  • What.Then,I’m quiet and someone cursed me out
  • What’s wrong with these people
  • Not all bullies shout!
  • Close you fricking mouths!
  • I don’t wanna listen to some fellow nerds and jocks and people that have friends
  • Talk about the way I stretch and bend through this very bastard day
  • You should stop it.
  • I wanna fight this battle in my lion’s den even if I costs me and my bloody limbs
  • Oh SHIT!
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