Battles Shlumplee vs caffeinewriter
RULES
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Max of 15 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- this is just a test, yep and i'm here to impress, shoot him in his face not in the vest.
- And i will not stop till my enemies rest, till my enemies 6 feet underneath.
- Yea man i will not except my defeat i will never fallback and just retreat.
- i am a monster and i'm ready to unleash, i'm standing right here and i'm just gonna feast.
- I am the best i don't need to explain i shoot him in his face and i shoot him in the brain.
- Yea and when i be spitting this flame im insane i get really hard to tame.
- When i'm out in the wild when i be spitting this fucking freestyle.
- Yea you know when i'm rolling up the backwood bitch i only roll up the fucking mild.
- That shit so loud when im smoking with my crowd.
- Smoking with my homies, smoking like im obi-wan-kinobi.
- Coming in bitch and i'm smoking up the sabers, i'm your life savior like i'm fucking superman.
- Yea it's official i ain't got no damn plan yea but i still come in popping all these bitches.
- Like i'm popping all these damn xans. You ain't fucking with me bitch i'm fucking ShlumpLee
- And i'm only fourteen, still so mean on the damn fucking scene and i'm sipping on that lean
- Man that promethazine, yea that shit so purple like steve urkel
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hi, hello, how's it going Shlumpee?
- I'm gonna try something since I already know you're a chump. See,
- My lines are in your mind, and I'm sure they're driving you crazy,
- It's just good to know you'll be screaming my name while you're turning tricks for free.
- Because my lines are refined, like Em and Pac combined,
- Creatively rhymed, and impeccably timed,
- I'd be lying if I said I was gonna be gentle for your first time.
- You've hidden your cipher, leaving me to strike like a viper,
- Tear a chunk out of a rapper like a knife or,
- A lyrical sniper, a starving tiger for starving artists,
- While you're spitting your weak diss, taking your shot and you missed this,
- Bask in my lines like pure cocaine bliss, staring into the abyss,
- And you can rest easy knowing that I've made you my bitch.