Battles  volkstone vs MouthRott

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • This is my first time at a battle, not scared.
  • Honestly nobody really cared.
  • I don't really care if you turn aggressive.
  • Just gonna tell you I can be fuckin' offensive.
  • Look kid, you can't intimidate me.
  • Salty? Well come bake me.
  • I'm sly, devilish and sinister.
  • If you fight me don't think you're the winner.
  • I ain't afraid of whatever you can do.
  • Wanna know how to defeat me? Go ask that on Yahoo.
  • You prolly wanna make me die, that's rude.
  • Offend people then try to be nice and cute?
  • Lmao, I can squish you up like a cockroach.
  • Using old memes, like for example: doge.
  • My nigga I'm pretty sure you're getting burnt.
  • You're prolly gonna leave this rap battle being cursed.
  • I know, you lie, and say you we're born on Detroit.
  • But this fuckin' galactic rap will send you to the void!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You can never two step with this diabolic alcoholic //
  • Destroy an emcee the same way I demolish gin n tonic //
  • The skill gap between us is large, some'll say its astronomic //
  • And my sideways comments hit harder than asteroids and comets //
  • I'm at the top and taking your bread on some trickle-down-economics //
  • The hood Ronald Reagan and every single dollars going in my wallet //
  • Call it what you want to call it, you will never ever see a profit //
  • Meanwhile I'm gaining weight, the gut I'm carrying monstrous //
  • When it rumbles it can be read on seismologic diagnostics //
  • It's devilish how I write I'm turning devoted Christians into agnostics //
  • An jerkoff when I rhyme Immortal Tech said that I'm obnoxious //
  • And your skills aren't worth much,like people at Libyan auctions //
  • You probably gender neutral and will get offended if I call you fruitcake //
  • I don't care if you vegan, if we beefin you can see how leather boots taste //
  • You can start your count down, I'm initiating doomsday //
  • And tell your impoverished fam to start their search on a new roommate //

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