Battles -ian- vs Saint_James
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BYOB: Invasion 2 min acapella battle
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-ian- won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Now if y'all wondering why I'm in this mismatch
- James asked for it - said he got my number like dispatch
- anyhow it's said I'm a killer, treading over bodies I'ma shoo in/shoe in
- well I ain't soulless/soleless- i walk the talk and if that shoe fit
- I'll drop money on this, cut a check as i swoop in
- and make your blood SWOOSH as people scream: "JUST DO IT!"
- see my cause be Illmatic like Cosby pill tactics
- I don't need to get ahead, but i'd prolly still smash it
- Now, it's Remembrance Day, so I'll bring a red hot dose like poppies kill addicts
- and put James in the ground his body in plastic
- My shots canonize you, guess you finally got your sainthood
- but i got the wool pullover your eyes, though you ain't hood
- see, for me it's about quality, for you? all quantity
- so don't say you "got this shit in the bag" unless you're talking colostomy
- cuz a shitty rapid flow that ain't solid is diarrhea
- and i really couldn't give a shit about tryna to beat ya
- cuz i'm saying you're shit to me, spitting those similes
- never seen "like" or "as" so piled on yet come off so pitifully.
- For example:
- he did a youtube battle and said;, "I stay clever, sharper than aged cheddar. This bag is light, like tryna weigh feathers"
- Ok. first off you're saying you're cheesy, which is absolutely correct, but tryna weight feathers?
- Shoulda said something like "this is a heavy bag and I'm here to trade leather"
- and that's still a light shot, but at least it's a shade better
- See all these multis are fine if they land a punch in a hard line
- but there's a problem if they don't even make sense and just help the bars rhyme
- And yet you still spit that machine gun shit, you shoot like you're premature
- makes sense that you get to the choppa, you're spineless when facing a Predator
- Now James been upstaged his escape's a long shot - those are some Bad Vegas odds
- cuz i elevate my game, get Mandalay/man to lay and bump stock when i spray the shots
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This battle is like Goliath vs David's sling/
- Cuz im put this joker in a box if he playing games/
- Going all in hell I aint Afriad Raise the stakes, I'll give this Dead man hands like Ace An 8's/
- Your like that rules of engagement lame/
- Cuz out here trying to play a Dunbar like David spade/
- All misdirection with the things he say, appears to go over heads, But never really Levitates call them David Blaine/
- Code crack this square with so many combinations, You would think im trying to break a safe/
- I'm here to speak the facts bout the deceiving past this peice of trash ian seems to have/
- Thinks he's a league above the rest but he got beat by merium an he dont even seem to Rap?
- Plus It's not a strength if people have to read your raps/
- Hell all you do is Reach an go over heads like a feeding giraffe/
- You gona cry worse then when your broad dipped off with your small child with her/
- But I'm my basement with the blonde dike hog tied, like the saw guy/
- Debating on whether a dull knife or a saw might kill her/
- That Bitch history, My gang is gone make your Hun die nasty like the rein of Atilla/
- Let me Run that back, history, ghangas Khan, Hun dynasty, Atilla/
- Yeah there's a good Chauncey he didn't that shot like a block from Billups/
- I don't write for the slow voters only vets/
- That break the shit down like a folding bed/
- But kids be stoned I guess, would think there Rocking a Mo hawk/
- How these lines going Straight over heads/
- Try to pop fly you'll get called out like a fair catch from home/
- Smash your grill so hard, ill get bag out this round like when air bags explode/
- This square fagget hoe, dosent have a spare chance of hope/
- He Tried to come after the king, but couldnt air out his throne/
- I drop more bombs then Aircrafts an drones, I'll catch a box from this chopper, like Care package smoke/
- Shit im clutch as fuck with these runs, like a Pitch hit in a cubs game/
- I'll steal your plate then Make it home safe as if i Slid in to touch base/
- You aint shooting shit bitch, you just Trick with a pump fake/
- Youll get Shived with a blunt blade, fill your Kitchen with blood stains/
- Ill beat this bitch behind bars with a Prisoners lunch tray/
- But you ain't never seen the pen, you just been in a drunk tank/
- But I put in time behind these bars like i got Hit with a drug case/
- This Distance is unsafe, like hitting the end of run way/
- My job here is done Cuz I just clocked out like im Getting a lunch break/