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BYOB - Invasion
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You think I ain't seen the "special shout out" on your wall?
- We ain't friends you act all buddy buddy now ya wanna brawl?
- I'm cold-blooded with these victims in their own home
- Ain't a freestylin' guy but I still rip off the dome
- And jay I can see your future are you happy livin? Nope
- I'm a prophet like Muhammad and your back's against the ropes
- In a few years time you'll be hopeless stupid
- Tried to rap and ended up broke and useless
- You never knew the score when you wrote your music
- I mean you'd think jay would know the blueprint
- And when you see Psycho Puppet (that's my rappin moniker)
- My presence/presents guarantee fire happy Hanukkah
- I cause all the chaos then I watch ensuing doom
- Only witness is the victim I'm the frog from Looney Tunes
- I'M CRAZY AS SHIT moving up the ranks
- Next thing you know you'll see jay up in flames
- So that flyer you got up and made
- Might as well be the poster for the Hunger Games
- Have ya quakin with fear till ya choke and ya slip up
- Watch this snake start to choke like a boa constrictor
- I'm somethin different I love this livin
- Makin paper while goofin off Dunder Mifflin
- I'm the Lil Wayne of riddle sayin laughs and jokes is my magnum opus
- Y'all can't smoke me but I'm even more of a threat than crack and dope is
- All my opponents are in caskets closed and
- Now their souls are shattered broken
- Sometimes I like to nap through mornings but I still fry these chickens like it's Kentucky
- I'm done with these rookies I been fuckin cookin so somebody tell the vets stop duckin
- My bars alone gonna body ya so ain't no need for blazin guns
- And I sure ain't what you'd call a Saint but I just caught a 20-0 cause Jay fucked up
DEFENDER'S RAP
- ill snap your strings like I'm Metallica right after I push and all your buttons/
- so you think youre a psycho aye? guess I'm the Master of Puppets/
- so let me fine tune you into my channel
- maybe I can adjust your tempo, til your joints on point/
- actually even if I was Clayton Kershaw I couldn't adjust the pitch
- ..no auto tune on your shyt, bro your stuck with that voice/
- you should get up off your sitting ass
- gather up all your written trash, and spitted crap
- get it picked and packed and hand it quick n fast to your English teacher/
- youre no major leaguer
- lil player couldn't score whether u were clean cut or messy / Messi
- I'm in the posts like I'm Manuel Neuer cuz even the girls say I'm a keeper/
- My proof is as absolute as vodka,
- and its pouring like torrents into the bays of pirates from the shores of Sweden/
- you just remind me of the burmuda triangle cuz it seems you
- leaving legacies about how to swallow a bunch of semen / sea men/
- up here youll be slipping on ice..
- ill breakaway so dont tempt me, I'm firing shots if you let me/
- cuz two nines got my back like I was the great one, call me Wayne Gretsky/
- ill deke you with the fake right, then a quick stick shift with the lefty/
- when I switch my empathy off youre better off in the penalty box
- and youre lucky this game is just a little friendly/
- ya my raps are alittle primal .. abit tribal ... and I get fired up like a pyro
- bringing down the world in spirals and fly like spyro
- and I burn down your house cuz I paid my dues/
- then ill low ball bid a construction contract to
- rebuild something outta nothing cuz I literally know how to raise a roof/
- ..I say the truth..
- so stay in your moms basement and wait till you reach puberty at twenty five
- and see if you can get some/
- even then if you have the urge to squirt ina church
- little choir boy probably still couldn't get none/nun/
- well i see at least your an optimist that's stays positive
- .and your Soundcloud page is thee evidence/
- well I'm the opposite cuz these veins pump the raging blood type
- of a pessimist, be negative / b-/
- Call it Child Abuse ill call this forcible insertion without the protection/
- cuz I reckon I recked him in the rectum... but I'm sure
- Psycho puppet liked it, that would instead make this verbal intercourse,
- I stand corrected!/