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BYOB Invasion - Title Match - 2.45 to 3.15

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Anonymous won this battle!

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Battle on August 29 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • I could put out your Aussie sun/son with just a flick of my hips,
  • I could Shade your entire sight/site, stop this cancer at the skin!
  • But this is Divine intervention for a generation stolen,
  • Like these short dick and bus riders, who REALLY THINK that they chose him,
  • It's partially my fault, I love this underdog ark shit,
  • Plus if I swing my dick around, the Parkers living in darkness!
  • And Since Parker's dick only reaches feet when he lustens to yoga teachers,
  • I'll let him trip over people trippin over my dick, and it's reagal like features!
  • You're not the man for that job, this shit is personal, just preferences!
  • But I asked you for a battle, not a list of references!
  • You're unsophisticated, good thing you threw out your digitals,
  • All punches like a Savage, how ab-original/Aboriginal,
  • He's over doin it, afraid'a 0 for 2'n it,
  • But he's over due for his 0-: with 2 in it!
  • High five myself, while we blow and you chewin' it,
  • To clarify, that's both my dicks, so you know who the shooter is!
  • Cuz I didn't have a mentor, no proving grounds, no teaching,
  • But you're raising hands to me now, so, Class dismissed, you're still reaching!
  • I never lied or dialed back, always treat battle boards and forum as a Real Talk session,
  • So how can you answer my call to arms, when you can't even answer my question!?
  • You lost and can't admit it, cuz you were expecting an ovation,
  • But Real Talk, you DID flop, I guess they didn't read your annotations!
  • I guess you STILL can't frame your punches or their placement!
  • I guess you don't practice what you preach, when you brag to trolls in their basement!
  • I mean, you been at this nearly two years, your style still plain 'n basic,
  • You know best part about punching? You don't have to explain it!
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  • Oh ya!
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  • You wanted to call me out for bitting, but I see your teeth been hitting MANY rings,
  • The pupil of greats, they teach, you take, and I can't spit an' sing?
  • Your battles gone again!?
  • Deleting trace of Ian, an/and influence Hyde/hide, stop it!
  • Gettin more paranoid than a pair' a Niods in Adam West's office,
  • Cuz you might be Family Guy, but that pair annoyed you copp hits!
  • They pulled thier punches FOR you, while you pulling FROM them,
  • Even fightin battles FOR you, but even Ian giving up that front man!
  • See I think you accuse and you misinterpret me on purpose,
  • Cuz when you stretch to bite the ass of betters, you clearly understand that you under stand. Perfect.
  • I serially boxed, then got seriously robbed, it was not tight!
  • Like when Hyde hid MY crown in your cereal box, after fucking YOUR wife!
  • I mean, they share everything right?
  • I think you know that crown is mine, you were seeking vindication,
  • And when I sought a title shot, who sense a/sensai convenient placement?
  • Cuz I REALLY beat Hyde, and you REALLY lost to his resignation!
  • Man, I gave you one L already, and the throne is mine at any cost,
  • So even if you turn up on this L, I still put you in a box!

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