Battles  ThisIsMe vs Jaza

RULES

Do your best. I know i did mine. Max of 40 lines (I'm on my phone, it's hard to select 40).

Max of 42 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Get you addicted to this flow, like you was on some roll, make your eyes glow like piccolo//
  • You think you're in control, but that is just the ecstatic jolt, from being on a roll//
  • You're Eight and O, we should throw a party for you. I'll pack some confetti for you//
  • Peggy's going to hand you your Certificate, and as i predict, this machete is going to surprise you bitch//
  • You've been at it quick, but you're inadequate, to survive me you prick//
  • All the emcees you rapped against, lacked the proper etiquette//
  • Hey Oedipus, be advised to get ready for this//
  • I'm bout to make you lose, your first rap diss//
  • You should notice that you'll be walking in a circle for eternal//
  • It'll cause you some Infernal strife//
  • Christ, i don't want your cowardice to derive you to pay the price. Put down the pill, you need to chill//
  • Stop feeling the guilt that you done built, your own grave on the hill//
  • Depraved soul, i'll jack you jill, of your goal and leave you dazed and old//
  • This is like the days of old. When i used to think my dick would corrode//
  • All because i was told that i would never be one to behold//
  • So i stole some fire and some coal//
  • Going to burn myself, Human-torch, as i prepare to gorge your cold lyrics//
  • Will i be hysteric and need to see a cleric? Will i be able to bear it?//
  • Will you kill it like that ferret Salim? Would it be so pristine, that i'll need to drink Mr.Clean with Febreeze//
  • I'm not sure, so we'll have to wait and see.//
  • I think you caught a disease from wiping away the bacteria called emcees//
  • Doctors won't help you, what you need is a priest, which is me//
  • You can use some help, so get on your knees//
  • Please don't fret as you suck my D. It's okay, I am your baptist//
  • I'm sorry there's something you need to know. Friend or foe is not the motto i want to bestow//
  • You see i think you're gold and, you're so well-spoken//
  • Why the fuck am i so broken. I'm wasting the words I'm toten', just to try and be your friend//
  • I think I've found the lines with the rhymes that'll make it end//
  • Jaza will swear that he can comprehend//
  • Says he represents the Holy Land, "Gaza made me who i am"//
  • Man you're just a burden, we're all in accordance, we're going to close the curtains//
  • This is real, going to be bombing the Gaza Strip, cause i gotz ta strip//
  • Away your pride, this is just a joyride, Obama's on my side//
  • Won't talk about it and claim it as un-important, bouyant will be the crowd//
  • They'll believe the loud lies of it being suicide, no one will want to commit Regicide, so they'll say it's justified//

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I’m about to posses your brain again I’ma mind flayer
  • Enslaver of thought you were never even a player
  • In this game/ I make my moves like we were playin chess
  • But Jaza think so fast you aint got no time to process
  • I pack weight to these lyrical stunts not tryna be blunt
  • But I feel like I’m the chosen one like Anakins son
  • I’m taking down all these jokers cuz I’m playin with guns
  • Devour rappers for fun my powers second to none
  • I lost my taste for blood never cared for battle rappin
  • Now I thirst for victory can’t tell you how it happened
  • I guess the competition within me layed dormant
  • Until I got to slay some cats and now I yearn for it
  • You wanna step to Jaza I don’t know why you bother
  • Im a verbal Chuck Norris you look more like Mr Rogers
  • I’m like the headache you get in your brain pulsating pain
  • Cause you can’t come up with bars of this mangnitude and weigh
  • Do you wonder if there’s an end to this game like me
  • Do you stay awake with mental bloodstains like me
  • Have you felt enough pain to light a flame like me
  • And is society enough to to fuel your rage like me
  • I got eyes to see and hands to engage enemies
  • And damn writers block is a problem among minds like these
  • I’m no acception this my throw away session so please
  • Try and chill if this wasn’t what you were expecting from me
  • I’m just tired and I don’t feel much like writing at present
  • Got a job that does not pay well so I had to find a second
  • Two hours of sleep a day working full time it ain’t pleasant
  • So my apologies this ain’t my best this is the worst
  • I’ve had enough battles for now to quench my thirst

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