CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Yo mamma's been nip slipping, Jimmy Saville's been skinny dipping
• You better watch out because the thought of her naked keep's drippy, dripping
• In his mind, but somethings wrong with his eyes
• He's about to explode when he sees her little child
• He is young, weak and scrawny, almost kidnapped by Kony
• Perfect face to masturbate on, Don Vito is lonely
• I could save you, but this shits a movie and I don't wanna die
• So I remain the black man, in theatre that watches you while you cry
• I sit through this horrific film next to an old woman sucking her thumb
• Shitting her pants, puts my dick on her lap and says "I can't believe I'm his mum"