CHALLENGER'S RAP

• i have ebola but you wouldn't know it
• unless you read the battle rap i wrote for jonah
• i'll crack your skull and fracture your back till it snaps in half
• and give sonny bono laughing gas here's your tape you can have it back
• beef with me i'ma even the sore equally
• steal eminem's lyrics and beat your ass illegally
• i get to weeded off of speed alone
• so when we alone i hit the trees harder than a speeding drone
• if i said that i never played billiards
• that that would mean i've escaped prison and raped eight children
• donald trump tryna deport me cause i offended him
• i said bitch im eminem sit down before you grope a girl in a woman gym
• i grabbed a scythe and pulled the dreads out of vanilla ice
• trump says he'll build a wall i'll build it twice
• grabbed lauryn hill and stuck her in a horror film
• where the main antagonist was a duck with an orange bill
• burned aquaman to death and said he shall be mist
• how the fuck did i do that he doesn't even exist
• before i go to a rave i bathe and clean shave
• aw fuck i cut my hand open with a razorblade
• and this is how i teach kids of teen age