CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Gallantly riding along with my sidekick Gandolf, bold and strong, 'ride or die' t'il his hoofs fall off'.
• Onwards we journey throughout the finally quite valley, silencing all the wild, yal stuck in a 'blind alley'.
• Pondering back in memories around a campfire, a time once I was wreckless and robbing moonshiners.
• I smell the wood burning and the embers crackling. reminiscing old days before I was backtracking.
• Twiddling my doorknob mustache I wish I had. Bar fights and gun slings, in my side tipped hat.
• I'm on the run now Sherriff can't catch me, were out stomping ground, like it's a stampede.
• Found myself in a bind, with my cantine, and my satchel, been wanted an outlaw, for slaughtering you cattle.
• Rode all night with a bunch of drunken bandits, tried to cheat me in poker, but I was left handed.
• See I cleared all this land, with 44's to their chests, most precise 'bar slinger' this side of the west.
• Spitting 'bars' in a saloon now that's a new style, try and crowd around me, I'll exit you out of existence, single file.
• Your 'rowdy cowboys' smell of cigars, booze, and perfume. I'll hang you out back without dignity of a tomb.
• Ringo, Django, Buffalo Bill, I don't concern with who you are, and that's the real deal.
• Status means nothing to a revolving gun, my mind is my weapon, so I hope you can run.
• You go to hell, you go to hell and you die, don't fret old pals, I'll sing your wife and kids goodnight,
• kiss them and tuck them in for you, ignoring her cries for me to 'just spare her one true'.
• I must be so fortuitous, unless I'm just not new at this, nah, I've done this numerous.
• I heard them call out ' drinks on me' well if you would stop spilling it, and hitting on Bonnie.
• Where the fuck is Clyde, banging a prostitute, I'd kick his teeth out with my combat cowboy boots.
• Why the fuck is everyone so 'Bonnie and Clyde' robbing banks and fleeing, with a two faced bitch by your side.
• Yeah they got your sides, while shooting you in the back, staring at your face, you hit the pavement then...smack..
• Hard cold reality hits you in the face, undermined my intensity, my emotions enrage.
• I'll burn your whole town you son of a witch, now hop along Cassidy, you flipped off the wrong switch.
• I walk into this new place, everyone stops, they know who I am, but their jaws about to drop.
• I take off my trench coat, revealing curves, what this cowboy, is really a her.
• Taking my hat off, my pinned hair falls, hiding my face so they can't see my flaws.
• They gasp in shock, who is this gal, this lady?
• Whistling a tune, to the real Hello Daisy.