Battles DJMike vs okamigod
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey yall what's up,
- I am in the club,
- drinking your blood,
- I wanted to see what you got,
- looking at this with my squad,
- trying to smoke my pot,
- man this is hip hop,
- so stop trying to act like a fucking robot.
- I am just raining bars
- so let me look at the stars.
- I see you are trying to make fun of my name,
- but me and DJ Khaled are not the same!
- I am going to break your window pane,
- then i am going to leave you feeling like Lil Wayne!
- The reason I am not tired,
- is because you are making me feel wired!
- You are trying to make me feel stupid,
- well let me just shit!
- I only have this rap,
- but you are just learning how to clap!
- After i am done killin'
- I am just spillin'
- Then i am pourin' gasoline,
- cause this is halloween.
- I know this is short,
- but i hate being ignored.
- So i write this as fast as i can,
- just let me go so i can get rid of the Ku Klux Klan!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You rap like a 4-year old who was
- told never told to shut up.
- Get cut up. I spit daggers.
- Family matters, black women are factors.
- Read em up, and close em down like a lackluster book chapter.
- You're a disaster, tryna rap with the master. You talking window panes?
- You shatter. The sound of my laughter can make a paster
- jump the ladder. Gather round kids, it's about to get faster.
- One day, a gay dude with a mood for food, glued to his seat
- beating his meat to feet wanted to defeat- skeet skert-
- tried , to chew on some bars , he started when he saw a
- rattlesnake , a battle take on Rap Pad, ripped out his spine
- like Mortal Combat. Uglier than a wombat, he shot back
- into the crease, he came out off , but to keep the peace ,
- I only busted both his knees, and gave him some girl's panties.
- Aunts and Aunties couldn't help him , so he slipped himself a couple
- Xannies.
- What's the moral of the story? An abnormal allegory?
- No not really. It's just , clearly, this dude can't rap.
- How about you print this out, make a rap without Rhyme help
- Fap on snapchat , and then hang yourself. Say something like
- My pa called appalled my balls brawled on top of his bald spot
- when He saw Saw his jaw dropped, masturbate on top of the slop gate
- I flung your sad rap back at your face , like the Super Smash Bros.
- Mario cape.
- Out.