Battles Lortje_ks vs BELLVADEAR
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- beat starts at 0:19
- Verse 1
- Yeah, you don't know who you fucking with
- I'm like pablo Escobar, sitting in his summer house
- I got all those bitches in other towns
- Throwing shit, you know I'mma bounce
- I even own a slaughterhouse
- That's a synonym for the whitehouse
- Know that I'm the boss
- Some people even call me the wizard of Oz
- The only thing you own is silver and bronze
- I own gold, I got stories to tell that are untold
- Like the story that you stood there and you were stoned
- Oh oops now the whole story is told
- Just like when I fucked your girl and it kept me cold
- I'm like the king of the jungle, but than cooler, like a polar bear
- I even own the fucking air
- I don't play fair and square
- Oh did I hit a snare
- Ah fuck it I don't care
- I use you as a motherfucking armchair
- I'm a fucking millionaire
- I even own a fucking bear
- So dont try to dare
- You nailing a song, that's just fucking rare
- Hook
- Haha, I'm the boss
- I am the motherfucking boss
- El patron motherfuckers
- El patron
- Verse 2
- Putin #3, Trump #2, but I am #1 there is no need for an argue
- You're like yahoo and I am google
- The bible is nothing for me yet the devil is
- When I fucked your sis she called me a wiz
- Which is right because I call my dick gandallf
- I get why you jack off
- Because you are one big ripoff
- And your life should be turned off
- You are even less than a tablecloth
- Nobody gets me too
- Because of my high IQ and my big BMW
- You're just fucking jealous that I'm so masculine I can even wear a tutu
- I'm driven in jujitsu, my pet is a kangaroo
- You live in a box yet I live in a big house on Honolulu
- You belong in a zoo, because you do everything that monkeys do
- That's how high class this shit is, I am like Yabbadabbadoo
- Yeah
- Fuck this shit
- I'm the fucking el patron
- Yeah I am the boss
- Nobody gets around me
- I own al the fucking hoes
- All you have is rippoff mario's
- Haha, I am the fucking boss
- If you dont watch out I hit your fucking head off
- I walk around like I'm Heisenberg, he now looks more like a melting iceberg
- Ending
- Haha, I'm the boss
- I am the motherfucking boss
- You trying to fuck with me?
- You are getting hit up down the road by my good friend D O dubble G
- So dont try to fuck with me because even Negan bows for me
- Because I'm the boss
- El patron motherfuckers
- El patron
- Nobody get's around me bitch
- I own everything around you
- Because I'm the fucking el patron
- Outro
- El patron (ongoing)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This stagnant, sluggish, twit.
- I thought this would be challenging!
- Wits faster than flash if he were crack binging.
- Someone please get my change,
- donate his 2 cents?
- This bitch is worth less,
- less than Salvation Army's free mints.
- Now you've triggered my PMS,
- Your garbage like a tampon,
- A fucken bloody mess.
- Tasted salty finding out I'm a chick,
- grabbing, bragging your big balls,
- Because your brains smaller than your baby dick?
- Carrying around your fucken man purse,
- Fuck you faggot and your gay ass verse.
- Gloating how your "the man"
- yeah, probably take it like one,
- "I'm sorry to offend you,
- But your pants were undone"
- They say I better recognize?
- What? Your body at the morgue?
- 'Tattoo on your left ass cheek,
- Right here all aboard!'
- Say you've gone from rags to riches,
- Why the fuck you on here bitchen?
- Hey by the way fuck you,
- sorry I forgot to previously, mention!
- Really your still walking around in rags,
- oh go suffuckocate yourself,
- Bitch ass,
- Living out of trash bags,
- Walking in here like a fucken bum,
- Bitch this was easier,
- Than a conundrum,
- Riding around in a Benz?
- bet your still borrowing bikes.
- Now your boo'ed off stage,
- a ghost writer you are, now
- Suck my fucken mic!