Battles Xerxes-the-BFG vs Oddzilla
RULES
Another short(ish) Friendly, a (sort of) response to a battle I missed. Feel free to give thoughts, tips! May the worthiest wordplay win!
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Oddzilla won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo,so , here we go!
- It's been a while Oddzilla,
- The versatile, God killer,
- I'm here to take this hot villain,
- Back to my little Hob ) Villa
- Lately I'm looking a lot ill-er,
- Could it be the lack of sleep?
- Clearly I'm no run of the mill-er
- S'Son, Oddy, that just ain't me.
- More like the nearby gob river
- Made of words spat, Forcefully.
- Meandering through, all the best spitters
- Mixing the best bits - Chemistry.
- You see, my G, I been on the scene,
- Practicing, refining,
- Lyrically, I'm a hungry beast,
- That needs to keep on dining,
- An' I can see, that you got a feast
- Of eloquent defiance
- ( well actually, I can't see that deep -
- Cos you got this shit on silent )
- Yeah like a fiend, been quarantined,
- I'll scream and scream til I'm released,
- From articulated Bars, That only seem,
- To be completely imprisoning me.
- You make it feel, so hard to breathe,
- Your words constricting air - cant see,
- Oh shit, did my heart just skip a beat?
- I guess this is it, my last defeat.
- Long missed my chance, to feign retreat
- It seems this dance, will be the death of me
- They told me with alarm," the Devil always cheats!"
- But whilst reaching for the stars,
- Tryna' refine my craft,
- Guess I got over par-red, by the elite.
- So here-in lies, the B.F.G.
- ( But when you bury me, best use concrete,
- Else I might come back as a zombie ;) )
- This was, at least originally,
- To go up against, that lyrical beast,
- The one and only - Oddy Z
- But it would seem, by this obscene
- Mister "Sir Real" I have been beat.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- :16
- Hyperbole Hyperspeed, me?
- I'm on a murder spree - splatter
- Bibble-babble boorishness brittle bric-a-brac blather
- Riddle rattle piddle paddle oh brother don't bother
- another half ass pass at parlance crap
- Pop crackle snap Stop cackling it's a wrap
- cause in fact Jack
- I'm psychoactive, refractive, preposterous
- I'm miraculous Motherfucker I is monstrous
- Horsefeathers and Applesauce - I am verboseness
- Boss Hog afterthoughts plus a horticulturalist
- You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her lis...
- Autistic, malignant, spit shit not materialistic
- My style - Mystic River rhyming rhythmic stylistic quite cryptic
- Mythic man I'm paralytic , violate you get a ticket
- It's thick my tongues likes razorblades ablaze
- On rollerblades brakes rollin up hazed brains blazed
- A maze of amazing babes stay dazed for days
- Egyptian wisdom hidden within the rhythm
- Emissions immersed in since my first vision
- Arisen I Give them first to my comrades
- The tutankhamuns and two crews of conmen
- I gone in I get in so high I lift them
- Divine Hatter fat stacks of mad Hairy Matter
- Who's badder i'm higher than a meth-head on a ladder
- On a trampoline I'm a disaster you fucking bastards
- Come posers to the composer, no compromise no composure
- I promise just come closer or the compost I'll ghost ya
- Cause I gothca I'm a monster hot off of Fromosa
- That's an Island off the coast a
- China - I'm a mariner The Ancient Rhymer
- Ain't the kind of guy to waste my time or my mind
- Move so fast space craft left behind
- Deaf dumb blind left unaligned Houston can't stop cryin
- poet flowing no one knowing where it's going
- moet dripping rolling cold overflowing back and forth with the tempo
- pimp these wack rap hacks tenfold
- This shit is simple -and you still so sleep Mr. Vanwinkle
- Stars and pistols we twinkle speech like deep sinkholes
- Russian people's be rushing closing peepholes
- Verbal people eater floss his teeth with you smeagols
- No discerning equals in the Ring where my ink goes
- Blew heaps of seagulls off Darwin's Beagles gawd darnit I'm evil